Quotebox Thread!

[jammer06]

[07:35 PM] Nyssa42: wait, I think it says he is leaning bi. and he wants to know how to drink Rex's vibe.

 

[Dexter]

[05:22 PM] Dexter : Windows 10 makes you purchase solitaire now http://kotaku.com/rip-microsoft-soli...ium=Socialflow
[05:25 PM] jammer06 : if i want to buy something to play with myself ill get a hustler

 

[Nyssa42]

[08:59 PM] orpheus : And I was like, Flapjacks and hookers? Count me in!

 

[jammer06]

Too soon?

DRice - Yesterday 07:57 PM Eat it Kane...no goal
jammer06 Yesterday 07:59 PM i dont think id like kane eating mine....just an opinion
DRice - Yesterday 08:00 PM Kane doesn't care if you like it or not
Dexter -Yesterday 08:00 PM that's called a Hot Cosby these days

 

[TooCool]

[09:09 AM] geogirl : I just got invited to a seminar on recent advances in ground motion selection and scaling
[09:09 AM] geogirl : I'm so glad I'm busy that day
[09:10 AM] notbob : that sounds like a fancy term for a weight watchers meeting

 

[Dexter]

 

[jammer06]

[09:57 AM] jammer06: Bob McKenzie Verified account ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie Unless something out of left field occurs at last moment, Kopitar's deal is expected to be that $10M AAV for 8 years.
[09:58 AM] notbob: what happeed to impasse
[09:58 AM] TooCool: There goes someone's idea of him winning the powerballs and playing for the league minimum
[09:58 AM] jammer06: someone went in against a sicilian when death was on the line?

 

[Phos Chek]

[07:46 PM]

jammer06
: so mrs jammer just said "wheres your ruler...ok so its 3 inches" and incould only respond "its bigger than that"

 

[geogirl]

[10:35 AM] TooCool : Sounds good. And are we grabbing tots before or after the game?
[10:35 AM] notbob : we will not share our tots with nyssa
[10:36 AM] notbob : i was thinking before
[10:36 AM] geogirl : hang on, melf and notbob are grabbing each other's tots? what?
[10:36 AM] TooCool : cool. i'm down with that
[10:37 AM] geogirl : hahahahaha

 

[Nyssa42]

geo missed the good parts:


[10:32 AM] notbob : melf we gotta grab some tots at the draftkings bar
[10:32 AM] Nyssa42 : ^^^that sounds illegal
[10:32 AM] TooCool : Which game you wanna do it nobtob?
[10:34 AM] notbob : looks like it will have to be after that 30 day road trip
[10:35 AM] TooCool : Sounds good. And are we grabbing tots before or after the game?
[10:35 AM] notbob : we will not share our tots with nyssa
[10:36 AM] notbob : i was thinking before
[10:36 AM] geogirl : hang on, melf and notbob are grabbing each other's tots? what?
[10:36 AM] TooCool : cool. i'm down with that
[10:37 AM] geogirl : hahahahaha
[10:37 AM] TooCool : We're talking about tater tots! I think.
[10:37 AM] geogirl : damnit how do I quotebox that??


SEE WHAT YOU NON-TEAM-LGKERS ARE MISSING OUT ON EVERY DAY?

 

[orpheus]

The fun begins after I leave, haha.

 

[jammer06]

no context required:

[11:46 AM] TooCool: True. I whack it quite often but it gets frustrating

 

[TooCool]

no context required:

What the... I just saw this. We were talking about remote controllers!

 

[jammer06]

[09:54 AM] geogirl: that's not the Tom Wilson I was thinking of
[09:59 AM] Nyssa42: well, he's better than your Tom Wilson. *goes to look up the other Tom Wilson*
[10:04 AM] TooCool: I typed Tom Wilson on the google and only the Caps Tom Wilson showed up
[10:05 AM] geogirl: seriously, people? Tom Wilson?!? If notbob was here he'd know who I was thinking of
[10:05 AM] Nyssa42: I got some lame looking comedian along with all the Caps Tom Wilson stuff
[10:05 AM] geogirl:
[10:13 AM] Nyssa42: kicks herself out of the "Back to The Future" Fan Club!*

 

[TooCool]

[08:16 PM] mudfisher: Schenn is horriblee
[08:16 PM] TooCool: Schenn is really bad on D
[08:16 PM] Cross Traffic: wow, that was horribad
[08:16 PM] mudfisher: Toronto ruined him.
[08:16 PM] jammer06: wow quick was in complete no mans land and schenn was busy eating a dildo

 

[DRice]

[01:18 AM] DRice : and I'd divorce for Jenna Coleman. And I'm sure my wife would allow it! lol
[01:19 AM] Nyssa42 : I might turn gay for her.

 

[TooCool]

[01:07 PM] Dexter : Finally that stupid Kopitar twatter thing is over
[01:09 PM] jammer06 : #NHL17Kopitar #NHL17Kopitar #NHL17Kopitar #NHL17Kopitar #NHL17Kopitar #NHL17Kopitar #NHL17Kopitar #NHL17Kopitar #NHL17Kopitar
[01:11 PM] Dexter : **** you, Jammer.
[01:12 PM] Nyssa42 : Dexter is mean. He doesn't want Kopi to be on the cover of the game.
[01:13 PM] jammer06 : is there an nhl game cover curse like the madden curse? maybe he's looking out for the guy
[01:13 PM] notbob : late to the party but https://twitter.com/AndyCole84/statu...rc=twsrc^tfw
[01:15 PM] Dexter : Yes. The curse is well known to EA NHL
*Nyssa42 did not twitter about Kopi and the stupid game* [01:16 PM]
[01:16 PM] Dexter : Dany Heatley was the cover boy when he killed his teammate
[01:19 PM] jammer06 : would it be morally wrong to vote for Kopi and tell him to drive brownie to practice?
[01:20 PM] notbob : ouch
[01:20 PM] TooCool : jamdawg
[01:21 PM] geogirl : OMG
[01:22 PM] jammer06 : sorry dean can probably find a less repugnant way to get out of that cap hit
[01:27 PM] Nyssa42 : can they at least just be driving a golf cart?
[01:28 PM] geogirl : or a Big Wheel?
[01:30 PM] Dexter : Dayyyyyum

 

[geogirl]

[11:59 AM] Nyssa42 : my damn updated phone just buzzed to tell me that Letang got 1 game suspension. It's not supposed to vibrate or "bling"
[12:00 PM] TooCool : when you say buzzed, did you mean vibrate?
[12:03 PM] Nyssa42 : yup.
[12:13 PM] notbob : bling?
[12:16 PM] Ecktore : I'm guessing she's talking about the LED or flashlight
[12:17 PM] Nyssa42 : no, the sound goes "bling!"
* jammer06 is standing on the corner waiting fr a jump cuz hes a dumbass* [12:20 PM]
[12:20 PM] notbob : getting jumped in oakland shouldnt take long
[12:24 PM] jammer06 : Im in bezerkely, the vegans are gonna get me
[12:25 PM] Nyssa42 : hold out a carrot and maybe someone will help you
[12:26 PM] jammer06 : Well the closest thing igot to that isnt orange...well maybe if ive been eating cheetos
[12:27 PM] Nyssa42 : I don't think anyone in Berkely would notice a person holding out an orange wang
[12:36 PM] notbob : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0rMLwg_kY
[12:53 PM] DRice : ah, lunchtime entertainment in the SB.
[01:01 PM] Nyssa42 : we're here for you, DRice

 

[Dexter]

[07:31 PM] TooCool : We get fingered all the time anyway. Should be cool with it

 

[Dexter]

[11:08 AM] TooCool : Get hard jamdawg.