Quotebox Thread!

[06:35 PM] Dexter: damn Iginla
[06:35 PM] jammer06: Lol
[06:35 PM] notbob: Wow piggy still got it
[06:35 PM] jammer06: Bobn weave
[06:35 PM] mudfisher: Looks like Engelllend got the worst of it
[06:35 PM] notbob: Fu auto correct
[06:35 PM] BeerMan: LOL piggy
[06:35 PM] mudfisher: Sign Iginla for next year Right now!
[06:35 PM] TooCool: rofl piggy
[06:36 PM] jammer06: Lol piggy
[06:36 PM] Dexter: lmao notbob
[06:36 PM] notbob: Piggy and fluffy. This team is tough
 
[02:45 PM] TooCool : i tripped and grabbed. that makes it ok
[02:46 PM] notbob : i gotta learn that trick
[02:47 PM] TooCool : if anything she was asking me if I was alright.. I think
[02:47 PM] TooCool : i forgot
[02:47 PM] notbob : you blacked out!!!
[02:49 PM] Dexter : Melf needs rehab
[02:50 PM] TooCool : take me to AAA
[02:50 PM] notbob : you mean AA
[02:50 PM] notbob : AAA is for cars and ****
[02:51 PM] TooCool : yes, that one
[02:52 PM] geogirl : "take me to AAA" LOLOLOL
 
[02:50 PM] Nyssa42 : I was only 4 when I started kindergarten (October birthday). There were other kids walking, too....we lived in a subdivision
[02:50 PM] Dexter : Charlie was faking the broken leg
[02:50 PM] Nyssa42 : once in awhile Mark Piper's mom would give us a ride in her '55 Chevy. He lived across the street
[02:53 PM] Nyssa42 : my mom never learned how to drive, and my dad was already gone to work early in the mornings
[02:55 PM] Birdman : And that ladies and gentlemen will conclude Nyssa's walk down memory lane
[03:03 PM] Nyssa42 : wait....you don't want to hear about 1st grade? Or 2nd grade when Mark Piper moved away?
[03:04 PM] Dexter : In 6th grade I got to see a classmate die, that was weird
[03:05 PM] geogirl : well, that just took a turn
 
[07:41 PM] jammer06 : I'm sleeping in all the way until the dog makes me stumble out of the house so she dont p*ss on the rug
[07:42 PM] DRice : So.....3am?
[07:42 PM] jammer06 : thats when I p*ss on the rug
 
[06:38 PM] Dexter : my pupper brought in a gopher she met outside. Unfortunately, she killed the poor thing.
[06:38 PM] notbob : Is your pup named lenny?
[06:38 PM] mudfisher : Your pupper has to be pretty quick to catch those ***rs
[06:39 PM] Cross Traffic : what breed?
[06:39 PM] Dexter : half wiener doggo, half something else
[06:39 PM] notbob : The gophers in dexters yard are probably high af
[06:39 PM] Cross Traffic : laviolette has a permanent frown
[06:40 PM] Cross Traffic : weiners will dig into anything they can get into
[06:40 PM] notbob : Yeah they will
[06:40 PM] notbob : That's a melf quote if I ever heard one
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Not :melf:
 
TooCool - Report Shout Today 12:40 PM
Does everyone read Harry Potter or something

notbob (Edit ? Delete) Today 12:41 PM
im pretty sure you are the only one on this planet that hasnt

Dexter - Report Shout Today 12:41 PM
Duh dawg'

notbob (Edit ? Delete) Today 12:41 PM
well you and stevie wonder

TooCool - Report Shout Today 12:42 PM
I wonder why Stevie Wonder has no interest in it.

TooCool - Report Shout Today 12:43 PM
Maybe he is my dawg
 
[12:43 PM] notbob : in all the uncharted talk i forgot to mention i finished it
[12:43 PM] notbob : wait seriously melf?
[12:43 PM] notbob : please tell me you are joking
[12:44 PM] Dexter : good job big gut
[12:44 PM] Dexter : guy
[12:44 PM] Dexter : lol gut
[12:44 PM] notbob : are you calling me fat
[12:44 PM] TooCool : good job big gut lol
[12:44 PM] jammer06 : lol
 
it's Drunken Autocorrect-Fail Night in the shoutbox
[10:36 PM] jammer06 : I would appreciate if beverages of tap room were desirable
[10:38 PM] notbob : I actually just tried to watch a sitcom about two Scots and I made it a minute in before I have up
[10:38 PM] jammer06 : You better get face to crawl outta his grave a d quote box that. There may be religions for sex on it
[10:39 PM] jammer06 : Face = daxx
[10:39 PM] notbob : Sure it is
[10:42 PM] notbob : Melf is probably calling Dexter aids right now
[10:47 PM] jammer06 : This is Mrs Jammer now. Jammer can't stop laughing at his auto corrected messages. You've lost him. I can't even get him to say what he was trying to type!
[10:50 PM] notbob : Woot mrs jammer!
[10:50 PM] notbob : I haven't been able to decipher anything he said all night
[10:52 PM] Dexter : Melf eating dinner
[10:53 PM] notbob : Who the **** eats dinner at 11
[10:53 PM] jammer06 : I'm soon sleeping on the couch gonight
[10:53 PM] jammer06 : **** it nachos me now
[10:58 PM] notbob : Nachos!
[10:59 PM] jammer06 : !and that's why I'm still married
[11:06 PM] TooCool : Yo Adam. http://theshow.com/community/ Do that for the free virtual cards
[11:09 PM] Nyssa42 : Looks like I've missed some fun times here. And I haven't even gone back in the archives. Only the page I can see right now.
 
Nyssa42 said:
it's Drunken Autocorrect-Fail Night in the shoutbox
[10:36 PM] jammer06 : I would appreciate if beverages of tap room were desirable
[10:38 PM] notbob : I actually just tried to watch a sitcom about two Scots and I made it a minute in before I have up
[10:38 PM] jammer06 : You better get face to crawl outta his grave a d quote box that. There may be religions for sex on it
[10:39 PM] jammer06 : Face = daxx
[10:39 PM] notbob : Sure it is
[10:42 PM] notbob : Melf is probably calling Dexter aids right now
[10:47 PM] jammer06 : This is Mrs Jammer now. Jammer can't stop laughing at his auto corrected messages. You've lost him. I can't even get him to say what he was trying to type!
[10:50 PM] notbob : Woot mrs jammer!
[10:50 PM] notbob : I haven't been able to decipher anything he said all night
[10:52 PM] Dexter : Melf eating dinner
[10:53 PM] notbob : Who the **** eats dinner at 11
[10:53 PM] jammer06 : I'm soon sleeping on the couch gonight
[10:53 PM] jammer06 : **** it nachos me now
[10:58 PM] notbob : Nachos!
[10:59 PM] jammer06 : !and that's why I'm still married
[11:06 PM] TooCool : Yo Adam. http://theshow.com/community/ Do that for the free virtual cards
[11:09 PM] Nyssa42 : Looks like I've missed some fun times here. And I haven't even gone back in the archives. Only the page I can see right now.
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I am so sorry I missed this! Classic jammer, with a special appearance by Mrs Jammer!
 
[09:16 AM] Dexter : now i need some covfefe to start the morn
[09:17 AM] TooCool : ?
[09:20 AM] jammer06 : In case anyone wants to break something and needs inspiration: http://www.thehockeynews.com/news/ar...-turning-point
[09:21 AM] jammer06 : Its a trump typo on a **** lsst nivht tc
[09:21 AM] Dexter : wtf Jammer
[09:23 AM] TooCool : s*** list?
[09:23 AM] TooCool : Sleeping through alarms and drunk already dawg
[09:25 AM] jammer06 : I'm giving up on ever typing on my phone again
[09:28 AM] Dexter : don't wuss out dawg
[09:30 AM] jammer06 : dont worry, next time I have to poop I'll have you covered
[09:32 AM] Dexter : Did... Jammer just imply he's gonna **** on me?
[09:33 AM] Dexter : Thanks Melf for editing that thread title
[09:34 AM] jammer06 : that was a rather poorly worded shout
[09:36 AM] geogirl : hang on, who's pooing on who?
[09:37 AM] TooCool : Now I know what covfefe means
[09:37 AM] jammer06 : lol tc
[09:43 AM] Dexter : Melf is funny
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:melvis:
 
[01:51 PM] TooCool : I made a DMV appointment next Friday dawg. They making me take a new picture :(
[01:51 PM] TooCool : No more 20 year old me on that Driver License
[01:52 PM] Cross Traffic : our dmv is a piece of cake
[01:53 PM] TooCool : bragger
[01:53 PM] Cross Traffic : last time I got my license I was in and out within 30 minutes
[01:53 PM] TooCool : you know ours is pure aids
[01:53 PM] Cross Traffic : of course
[01:54 PM] Dexter : NOBODY LIVES IN IDAHO DAWG
 
[07:54 PM] notbob : Speaking of wood I chopped 2 inches off my shaft and it's so much easier to get it up now
[07:56 PM] notbob : Now if I can just get it to work in game I'll be good to go
 
[12:34 AM] notbob : How the hell did I end up at a karaoke bar
[02:10 AM] Dexter : Dang lucky notbob. Usually I end up inadvertently at a lesbian bar
 
[08:44 AM] notbob
: i think all women become lesbian when dex is around. its a defense mechanism
[08:44 AM] geogirl
:
 
[10:13 AM] x-wingcamewest : The McKingses will win the Stanley Cup next season. you heard it here first.
[10:19 AM] TooCool : You been out in the sun too long there Randy
[10:21 AM] Liceroni : Whoa, it's Randy!
[10:26 AM] Dexter : Randy is 2-0 in calling the Cup !

and

[10:27 AM] x-wingcamewest : I need some Kim Sum
[10:27 AM] x-wingcamewest : damn straight Adam
[10:28 AM] Liceroni : You shouldn't have tampered with perfection like the Caps did with JW, Randy
[10:28 AM] x-wingcamewest : Dim
[10:28 AM] notbob : kim sum?
[10:28 AM] notbob : lol
[10:29 AM] x-wingcamewest : although Kim Sum might be good too
[10:29 AM] Liceroni : Is that a new Korean dish?
[10:29 AM] notbob : also known as dictator dumplings
 
[06:18 PM] Birdman: BTW, if I'm right about Brown going to Vegas for a 1st, I'm going to be running around this board with my dick swinging too and fro for the next ****ing decade. I'm going to rub it into EVERYBODY'S ****ING FACE
[06:24 PM] Dexter: What trades have you called?
* Nyssa42 hopes Birdman takes a shower before he does all that dick swinging* [06:25 PM]
[07:00 PM] notbob: Wait you think Vegas is gonna give us a first for brown?
* BeerMan hopes to get shots in advance* [07:07 PM]
[07:14 PM] Dexter: I JUST SAW A DUDE THAT DID A DICK CALENDAR FOR HIS GF
[07:14 PM] Dexter: WHO WANTS THE LINK?????
[07:16 PM] notbob: No thx
[07:20 PM] Dexter: BUT HIS JULY IS GAME OF THRONES THEMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:33 PM] notbob: You already skipped to July?
[07:36 PM] Dexter: bruh, some things must be fully examined
[07:42 PM] notbob: Haha Erlich is mansplaining mansplaining
[07:45 PM] Hockey53: Is that going to be batter up,with balls and strikes Birdman
[08:00 PM] DRice: I just got over the trauma of Penguins in man jumpers....now this?
[09:05 PM] SloMo26: oh boy birdy is freeballing and dex is checking out dudes junk.......just another day at the shartbox....
 
[05:43 PM] Dexter : Apparently it's muy niece's birthday and she's 13 now
[05:43 PM] Dexter : I really should learn birthdays of those not named :melf:
 
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