WHAT THE FUQ.
Well we won yesterday and I had 2 goals! Im up to 6 goals in 4 games woo.
But that's not the WTF part. So for some odd reason they decided to add another new player to a 12 person roster. Ok... whatever now we have 3 lines thats fine but... I knew this guy was gonna be annoying and a wanna be coach as soon as he opened up his bag and the first thing he pulls out is a clip board with slots for names and lines. At this point ok I figure maybe he needs to visually see it to see where he fits. But once he started to jot peoples names down he was trying to make fixed lines. Now its rookie league and it doesnt matter really who centers wings and plays D on your line as everyone gets off at different times. That was my red flag that this guy was about to try and be coach. We usually wait around till 10 secs are left in warm ups to figure out who plays where and that works and we have fun no strict rules or anything. Once the game got going he was switching up the lines moving people around going from 3 RW 3 C and 2 LW to 3 LW 3 C and 2 Rw and so on just making people move around. Everyone on the team is nice quiet type of players there to have fun so no one was saying anything. I had to let him know to sit his ass down and cut this **** during 3rd people when i was about to step on the ice and he informs me now we are going 3 LW so the other Center was gonna go before me.
Hes a older guy and im sure he wasnt to keen when he had me yelling at him that this **** doesnt work for us and that if he wants to coach he needs to go back to the locker room and change into a suit. He just had a big stupid smile on his face embarrassed but I had to put a end to it and if he tries the same **** next game im stopping it before it even gets to the ice. No one knew what the **** was going on people moving not knowing when to take shifts and what position to play. He sat up on the board yelling to his line mates hey get off its been 1 minute the whole game. If he was playing LW i would have stayed on the ice the whole time.
I never dealt with someone like this on a team. Lol we had people that liked to take charge and would be a cheerleader on the bench but not like this. He left his stick behind also cause he was sitting next to me and he was awkward about it. I said **** it and left his stick so someone else can take it.
Heres a pic to feel that awkwardness. lol