The Random Thoughts Thread

[orpheus]

I am having a harder time opening food packages lately. Maybe, they are making them moran and idoit dolphin proof.

 

[orpheus]

Some call me the intergalactic gangster of love.
Some people call me Maurice.

 

[orpheus]

Night is so scary!

 

[orpheus]

I used to play the organ solo from Deep Purple's "Burn" on this.

 

[orpheus]

My fav Ozzy ref.

Frasier: You know, I'm almost jealous of whoever gets to sit here during the day and make learning his full-time occupation.

Niles: Well, judging from the carving on your desk, it looks like his name is "Ozzy."

Frasier: Yes, and apparently he "rules."

 

[orpheus]

Some people find the most inner peace when they realize they are capable of loving and being loved. I on the other hand find the most inner peace when I realize I am capable of acquiring and consuming peanut butter.

 

[orpheus]

My villain origin story starts when my parents wouldn't buy me Slimer toothpaste whenever we went to Fedco.

 

[orpheus]

Me in this humid heat when I feel a second of breeze...

 

[orpheus]

I saw some Elle Fanning pics from the premiere of the upcoming Predator movie. The Fanning sisters were successful in transitioning from funny looking kids to good looking adults.

Clint Howard not so much.

 

[orpheus]

My local swap meets had these Simpsons bootlegs including one with Bart giving the finger, lol.

I asked my uncle why there was such a nasty Bart shirt and he tried to explain bootlegs, but my 90s kid brain didn't fully understand.

 

[What party?]

I can only type this as an anonymous entity. Have to give credit where credit is due, the hipster that added crispy tater tots to breakfast burritos made them better. There, I've said it.

Charging $20 bucks for them is morally grey. Bastards.

 

[orpheus]

I'd be afraid to go outside and see the Northern Lights because what if it's Aliens.