Slick Nick you devil you...
Cussin' and coppin' and playin' punk-rock.
And every once in a while you'd just scratch your jock.
Hey! slick Nick, where are my toys?
You went drinking with the boys.
You put mad dog in my sock!
I wanted candy! I wanted candy!
Oh, oh ! I thought you were my buddy and chum.
But you're just a downtown bum.
Instead of putting presents in front of my eyes.
You just told me a bunch of lies...
Slick Nick you devil you...
Santa Claus... huh!