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The salt is deep with some of these Pens fans:
Ceremony and pregame:
"Scotty Bowman is what in his 80s now? Dude still looks great" "90s lol"
"Mike Lang is 75 now, wonder what his health is" "Considering he's lived on a diet consisting almost entirely of Canadian Club, Dorals and greasy diner food for 50odd years... the fact that he's upright is a minor miracle."
"His girlfriend looks about 22…things haven’t changed with Jagr lol"
"This will seem all the nicer and looked back on fondly when the actual team comes out tonight and sh!ts the bed."
"Don’t let this distract you from the fact that we suck."
"Weren't we out in LA the night the Kings retired Dusti Brown's jersey or am I crazy?" "Yes and his statue unveiling lol and then the Kings went on trounce us 6-0"
"HAHAHA they all came out with Jagr jerseys and mullets!"
"You know this team is going to be limp after that ceremony :laugh:"
"Sully is 4-1 in his last 5 home games vs the Kings."
First period:
"this may be in the running for the worst 4th line in hockey both NHL and AHL"
"2 shots 10 mins in. Not great"
"Imagine getting outplayed by a franchise that considers Dustin Brown as a legend."
"Pens are so boring to watch, Jagr had to get out his iPad so his gf can watch Večerníček with her cheese strings."
"I hate when both the pointman/QB and Malkin creep low. The PK'er holds his ground high and completely removes the shooting lane, leaving one player open - the low man who is NOT in a shooting position."
"Talbot is going to stone us, isn’t he?"
"Jagr to Letang “How do you make it look so effortless with how awful you play?”"
Sid scores:
"PLD has a barrel of smashed assholes for brains."
"In honor of Jagr, the D is honoring Ian Moran and ice the puck every shift."
"LOL Jags dropping an F bomb."
Second Period, the Pens broadcast invites Jagr to the booth:
"LOL Jags dropping an F bomb."
"Jagr more entertaining then the Pens on ice product."
"This has not been an entertaining game" "Danault and Kopitar have a funny way of taking the excitement out of hockey games."
"Byfield should get 2 there for diving."
"the guy tried to sell boarding and major ..that was as bad of a dive as I've seen in a long time"
"Would be nice if Sullivan would try to get 87 away from Danault or Kopitar for at least a shift or two."
Third Period:
"It hurts my eyes to watch this team “play” hockey…are we really 32nd in the league in finishing?…because that seems pretty high lol"
"How do they count that exactly? We might not be 32nd in finishing if they didn’t take so many shots from the side of the goddamned net."
"Come on LA, 2 quick strike goals."
"It amazes me how many millionaires are skating to give us this awful product."
"Jagr on his phone lol" "I mean this is terrible, boring hockey…hard to blame him…his Czech team is probably more exciting"
"Racky with a nice deflection, lol"
"We all knew that was coming. Will the game get to OT? Betting no."
"I know I literally wish for it and pray for it, but Sullivan will never get fired by FSG and Dubas has zero power to fire him. How can Dubas fire someone that holds more influence and power over him in the franchise?"
Ask and ye shall receive:
"This is the 20th "fire Sullivan" game of the year"
"Just when you think it can't get any worse."
"Per usual, opponent scores twice within 5 minutes of me tuning in."
"You can’t do the drop pass entry and then dump it into the corner with 4 guys standing still at the blueline. This is the f***ing NHL."
"Jagr you sure you want your name affiliated with this franchise."
"I don't know how a team can have all the same fatal flaws for several seasons in a row with drastically different rosters and the coach doesn't get fired
No secondary scoring, bad pp, and blowing.leads is Sullivan hockey."
"Shame Crosby is still really good cause the rest of this team is ass"
Postgame:
"If Jagr hadn't scored twice against the Devils in game six of the 1999 playoffs the franchise would have folded and none of that would have happened. Stupid Jagr."
"Carter skating in quick sand before the 1-2 goal is fitting! How did they f*** this up?"
"Rust with NMC and Rakell with M-NTC is hilarious. Never hire a flyer. Duh"
"Have we reached rock bottom? the Caps are f**king better than us…terrible winning goal to give up and Jarry had been having a really good game…we give him no margin for error"
"With younger guys that have produced more, the Penguins have somehow allowed a line to consist of Harkins, Carter, and Colin White."
"I guess it was predictable that we'd blow a lead after going into the third up by one. After all...the Kings were still fresh from having just played yesterday and we had had only had 2 days off."
"You know Pittsburgh sports are in a dire situation when the Pittsburgh Pirates are probably the team with the brightest future of all of the Pittsburgh sports teams."
"It would have been way more fun if we watched the 1992 team out there against the Kings…I mean 50+ year old players couldn’t have done any worse, and this was a b2b for the Kings lol…"
Ceremony and pregame:
"Scotty Bowman is what in his 80s now? Dude still looks great" "90s lol"
"Mike Lang is 75 now, wonder what his health is" "Considering he's lived on a diet consisting almost entirely of Canadian Club, Dorals and greasy diner food for 50odd years... the fact that he's upright is a minor miracle."
"His girlfriend looks about 22…things haven’t changed with Jagr lol"
"This will seem all the nicer and looked back on fondly when the actual team comes out tonight and sh!ts the bed."
"Don’t let this distract you from the fact that we suck."
"Weren't we out in LA the night the Kings retired Dusti Brown's jersey or am I crazy?" "Yes and his statue unveiling lol and then the Kings went on trounce us 6-0"
"HAHAHA they all came out with Jagr jerseys and mullets!"
"You know this team is going to be limp after that ceremony :laugh:"
"Sully is 4-1 in his last 5 home games vs the Kings."
First period:
"this may be in the running for the worst 4th line in hockey both NHL and AHL"
"2 shots 10 mins in. Not great"
"Imagine getting outplayed by a franchise that considers Dustin Brown as a legend."
"Pens are so boring to watch, Jagr had to get out his iPad so his gf can watch Večerníček with her cheese strings."
"I hate when both the pointman/QB and Malkin creep low. The PK'er holds his ground high and completely removes the shooting lane, leaving one player open - the low man who is NOT in a shooting position."
"Talbot is going to stone us, isn’t he?"
"Jagr to Letang “How do you make it look so effortless with how awful you play?”"
Sid scores:
"PLD has a barrel of smashed assholes for brains."
"In honor of Jagr, the D is honoring Ian Moran and ice the puck every shift."
"LOL Jags dropping an F bomb."
Second Period, the Pens broadcast invites Jagr to the booth:
"LOL Jags dropping an F bomb."
"Jagr more entertaining then the Pens on ice product."
"This has not been an entertaining game" "Danault and Kopitar have a funny way of taking the excitement out of hockey games."
"Byfield should get 2 there for diving."
"the guy tried to sell boarding and major ..that was as bad of a dive as I've seen in a long time"
"Would be nice if Sullivan would try to get 87 away from Danault or Kopitar for at least a shift or two."
Third Period:
"It hurts my eyes to watch this team “play” hockey…are we really 32nd in the league in finishing?…because that seems pretty high lol"
"How do they count that exactly? We might not be 32nd in finishing if they didn’t take so many shots from the side of the goddamned net."
"Come on LA, 2 quick strike goals."
"It amazes me how many millionaires are skating to give us this awful product."
"Jagr on his phone lol" "I mean this is terrible, boring hockey…hard to blame him…his Czech team is probably more exciting"
"Racky with a nice deflection, lol"
"We all knew that was coming. Will the game get to OT? Betting no."
"I know I literally wish for it and pray for it, but Sullivan will never get fired by FSG and Dubas has zero power to fire him. How can Dubas fire someone that holds more influence and power over him in the franchise?"
Ask and ye shall receive:
"This is the 20th "fire Sullivan" game of the year"
"Just when you think it can't get any worse."
"Per usual, opponent scores twice within 5 minutes of me tuning in."
"You can’t do the drop pass entry and then dump it into the corner with 4 guys standing still at the blueline. This is the f***ing NHL."
"Jagr you sure you want your name affiliated with this franchise."
"I don't know how a team can have all the same fatal flaws for several seasons in a row with drastically different rosters and the coach doesn't get fired
No secondary scoring, bad pp, and blowing.leads is Sullivan hockey."
"Shame Crosby is still really good cause the rest of this team is ass"
Postgame:
"If Jagr hadn't scored twice against the Devils in game six of the 1999 playoffs the franchise would have folded and none of that would have happened. Stupid Jagr."
"Carter skating in quick sand before the 1-2 goal is fitting! How did they f*** this up?"
"Rust with NMC and Rakell with M-NTC is hilarious. Never hire a flyer. Duh"
"Have we reached rock bottom? the Caps are f**king better than us…terrible winning goal to give up and Jarry had been having a really good game…we give him no margin for error"
"With younger guys that have produced more, the Penguins have somehow allowed a line to consist of Harkins, Carter, and Colin White."
"I guess it was predictable that we'd blow a lead after going into the third up by one. After all...the Kings were still fresh from having just played yesterday and we had had only had 2 days off."
"You know Pittsburgh sports are in a dire situation when the Pittsburgh Pirates are probably the team with the brightest future of all of the Pittsburgh sports teams."
"It would have been way more fun if we watched the 1992 team out there against the Kings…I mean 50+ year old players couldn’t have done any worse, and this was a b2b for the Kings lol…"
