WTS: Alpo eating turd squirtles - VAN 3/25

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Don’t mean to go this long, but buckle in. They seem nice.

Pre and post comments (and anything civil) from Canucks Army. All segment from Canucks Talk.

Pregame:

-After Crosby Kopitar was the best player in that draft. Adding Kopitar to the 2010-era Canucks would have meant a cup in Vancouver.
-Let's hope he doesn't get pancaked, Q-tip the Great Gazoo is lucky that he has Högs and Garland to protect him.
-This is a good litmus test for them team. Win and the Canucks will have the confidence that they are a legit contender. Lose and they are just another playoff team.
—That’s putting too much stock into the results of the game, but the process is very important. They need to be patient against LA, if we see too many odd-man rushes against from trying to force the puck, it won’t be a good sign.
-Earlier start at least should mean i stay awake until end, though hopefully we bust the trap early.
-Canucks are going to be in tough against the Kings. So happy that this team has the size and tenacity to impose their will on the Kings.
-Wooooo! That got me pumped up! Please bring back Where the Streets Have No Name for the playoffs...
-Also, someone punch Doughty in the face!
-Wow - Kings commentators reeling off about 15 stats about Canucks being top dawg in the NHL. Impressive
—They are just getting the excuses ready when they lose tonight.

Game:

-Zads lowers the boom on Lizotte
-LA's 5 men back strategy is an affront to the sport
-Lizotte literally poking the bear. Gonna get his ass in a world of hurt.
-Queens better take their Midol or our guys will have to slam them.
-Our 9's > their 9
-Wtf you guys.... jesus
-Canucks played right into their boring **** hockey before the puck dropped. I may have to turn this off.
-I do not want to play the kings in the playoffs. They just hate fun hockey
-If they are going to do this flip it into the corner & run them through the end boards. Atleast make them pay a price for this garbage.
-Lol Myers punches a guy in the back of the head, no call. Gonna be a weak one against us, calling it now.
-Man I do not like this 1st. Way too sloppy.
-Wow what a shift by pods, nice goal by laffy
-Power move! Way to go Lafferty!
-Kings...hooking, holding the stick all over the place. F'n cheaters.
-F the Kings and their stupid way of playing. Bunch of Alpo eating turd squirtles.
-This game is reminding me how much I hated LA back in the day, right up there with Chicago. Starting to hate them just as much now.
-I say we capitalize on LA finally having to make pressure plays and have a nice transition SH goal
-Canucks hammering LA.
-this game is making my blood boil. More goals & more bone crushing hits. I want these guys to pay for their disgusting playstyle.
—I think in the west they would be the easiest 1st round opponent but so boring.
-This panel can eat a turd.
-This SN crew is on crack. We are watching the best team in the west, and it ain't L.A. They mostly picked Vegas or Edmonton. Haters.
-Who cares who these clowns pick. We know we are the best!
-At least Fox admits Canucks are #1 overall, and deserve to be there. The team to beat, without a doubt. No weaknesses at any position. Maybe I'll grow to like Fox !!!
-Kings are very lucky to be tied
-Keep pressing ! They’ll crumble eventually
-Talbot must do horseshoe enemas. Pure luck.
-This game is tight as a frogs ass!
-Tough sequence for Soucy there!
-Hate to pile on Hogs, but that was a direct result of him fumbling the breakout pass....
-Damn. 3 goals against. Put in the back up
-Another bs goal
-Kempe deserves a punch in the mouth for that stick kick.
-Is it getting old to say "we could have drafted Kopitar?"
-Game over. Anybody that wants to play LA in the playoffs is nuts. The game is all about luck and bounces. No way I'd take that gamble. Rather be able to beat a team off of pure hockey. LAK hockey is when a team doesn't have enough talent and skill.
—2003 Minnesota Wild vibes. Not interested.
-Oh hey,absolutely useless f***ing Brock Boeser contributing sh*t to another game.Miller must just seethe in his stall between periods wondering when that moron is going to do anything but float for another game.
-If I could point out one flaw that we have, it’s that we’re not closing gaps on their defence fast enough to force them into making mistakes.
-Anson Carter calling Anze Kopitar "Kopi" is embarassing. Guy is an awful hockey panelist.
—Its a pretty standard nickname for him as a first ballot HOFer? I bet you get mad at your own targeted advertisements
-We've carried most of the play and they've gotten lucky on their goals. They're also getting away with a whole lot of holding the stick and interference.
—As we are. Kings feed just showed a clip from early in the 2nd when JT fought along the boards for 8 seconds holding a Kings players stick ... and no call. Refs are getting into playoff mode
-TIme to win the 3rd and tell the LA broadcast to shut the **** up
-This shift was a perfect example of what not to do. Hughes just needs to shoot that at pads while everyone is standing around the front of the net. Instead he circled around twice and we lost possession without a sniff.
-Hate to say it Kings shutting us down
-I just want drink and McDonald’s.
-This is why we don’t wanna play LA. They take all the skill out of the game, are masters at scoring garbage goals, and don’t give you a sniff when they have the lead. Oh and the refs seem to not call anything on them.
-Queens taking liberties. Time to lay the body. f*** the puck, just make a Kempe sized hole in the boards.
-LA = big market for NHL
-Don’t be mad, lots of athletes in LA, when they’re washed up switch up to acting jobs.
-I hate these early goalie pulls.
-Lucky but we’ll take it!
-WOOOOO BOES!!!
-Boeser decided to take off the invisibility cloak.
-Wow canucks scored a kings type goal takes such skill to pull that off that the kings are Stanley cup favorites.
-Doughtys diving is disgusting. Looked like he was shot there
-Doughty is SUCH a toothless crack whore bitch!!!!
-He should've been called for that embellishment
-At least we broke Doughty's big mouth.
-Gotta love the refs, oh we'll call something with 20 seconds left
-A penalty at the end of the game should result with extra time to finish the penality.
-Penalty inside the final 2 minutes should be optional for penalty shot instead.
—Should they have to write an apology note as well? Also, would you feel the same way if the penalty was on the Canucks? It's a ridiculous idea.
-6 seconds left and they still overpass.
-Canucks get a different rulebook.

Postgame:

-Biggest disappointment iof the night is Podz follow through on Doughty wasn't harder.
-I was at the game. lol. They didn’t test talbot at all and LA was stick checking like crazy. We were just a bit off and slow to pucks.
-Both LA amd VGK are heavy physical teams both are playoffs type teams.. I'd much rather play NSH... not a doubt..
-I do not like our odds against the Kings in the playoffs. The only team that scares me.
-Nice to hear both QH and Miller answer the question of what was different in the last couple minutes with "LA had already packed it in". Good they didn't say they lost the game on bad bounces, and recognized they lost to a good team that plays a structure that is hard to breakdown.
-This game was not a good sign for playoff style hockey. Kopitar is clearly better than Pettersson, especially in games that count more. Is Pettersson an 11.6 million dollar, franchise player? Or is he a highly overpaid 2nd line forward? I say forward because he is not an effective centerman against bigger teams.
-Anyone else notice on the 3rd goal, the ref rushed to crease and got in the way of the clearing - allowing the LA stick to get the bounce?
—I think most of us would agree that the Canucks would have won at least 4 Stanley Cups if the referees weren't out to sabotage the team.
 
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"A penalty at the end of the game should result with extra time to finish the penality."

Ummm....yeah. Let just go ahead and make that change.

The cringe level was high reading those.
 
Saw this quote going around social media. I don’t know if the quote is accurate or real but I like that it feeds my sense of dislike of the Canucks.

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Best one yet. Can’t decide if Vancouver or Edmonton has the more insufferable fanbase. It’s impressive that it only took Vancouver one good season for them to climb up the ranks again.
Ha. Right?
 
Best one yet. Can’t decide if Vancouver or Edmonton has the more insufferable fanbase. It’s impressive that it only took Vancouver one good season for them to climb up the ranks again.

Oilers fans are the San Francisco 49er fans of the NHL, living off past glory and consistent top-level teams that they are sure are going to break the 30+ year (or nearly 30 year) drought of a championship while regularly citing back to their past championships. Add to this barely or failing to acknowledge their rivals have won championships in the meantime make their tears even sweeter. However I'm going Canucks fans - delusional goofballs with a massive, empty trophy case. All they really have are fantastically ugly retro uniforms, near misses in '94 and '11, and memories of the Sedin twins, which also includes the time Dustin Brown crushed the soul out of their entire fan base by crushing one of them. Plus add the riot, which will always put them over the top for me. 1A/1B, but Vancouver you take the crown. (I know there's room in that trophy case if we send them a personalized trophy.)
 
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-Game over. Anybody that wants to play LA in the playoffs is nuts. The game is all about luck and bounces. No way I'd take that gamble. Rather be able to beat a team off of pure hockey. LAK hockey is when a team doesn't have enough talent and skill.

This one made me laugh. "We can only beat teams that are good! But if they only get lucky and have no talent or skill, we're screwed!"
 
We can always count of Vancouver fans to excel in their douchebaggery!
 
I love Canucks fans. They are always great entertainment. There was a time 8 years ago at Staples where there was an annoying Canucks fan trying to roast Quick from behind us the 5th-6th row in the corner corner. She's going on and on yelling Quick this and Quick that and how he was so overrated and lucky. Finally I got annoyed so I turned around and loudly asked, "Hey do you remember that time the Canucks won the Stanley Cup? Yeah, neither does anyone else." That was remarkably effective at making her shut up. One great thing about Vancouver fans is their inferiority complex is strong.
 
I love Canucks fans. They are always great entertainment. There was a time 8 years ago at Staples where there was an annoying Canucks fan trying to roast Quick from behind us the 5th-6th row in the corner corner. She's going on and on yelling Quick this and Quick that and how he was so overrated and lucky. Finally I got annoyed so I turned around and loudly asked, "Hey do you remember that time the Canucks won the Stanley Cup? Yeah, neither does anyone else." That was remarkably effective at making her shut up. One great thing about Vancouver fans is their inferiority complex is strong.
Those 2010s Canucks teams had a crazy passionate fanbase. Extremely loud and annoying and they would pack Staples on par with Detroit and the Rangers. That’s part of what made 2012 so satisfying.
 
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