WTS: LAK @ CHI - Oh, Pat

Rusty

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Pre Game
Die with dignity, at least get a win this month, Hawks.

Only one Useless Johnson suits up. Full tank mode in effect!

Nothing says "Pride Night" like going into a game with a 7 game losing steak.

I'm gonna be at this game tonight, so naturally we're gonna lose. Apologies in advance.
?i?m placing a bet on the kings so we?ll win tonight

Game
Defensive breakkdown in 3...2...1

And Kings score first
Hawks also have no shots on goal 8 min in

"Who had time to have a sandwich!" Hysterical call by Pat. Really embarrassing goal there guys.

Pat: "I did that with my left hand...I'm amphibious!"

Boooooooooo!
?Made me think of Princess Bride: Boooo! That's what you are: slime! Filth! Putrescence!

well....good to get rid of those pesky delia shutout thoughts early.

Days without a Hawks own-goal deflection: 0

Danault is good.

Is this team going to lose every game to end out year?
2-0 Kings
10-1 shots
11 minutes into game
?The Kings are 3rd in the Pacific. They're a good team.
Hawks shouldn't be playing like an AHL team though.

Hawks on pace to get 6 shots on goal for the game
?Kings have twice as many goal as Hawks have shots

I just saw the shot total is 11 to 1 for L.A.....
DIDN'T L.A. LOSE THEIR BEST DEFENSEMAN TODAY/YESTERDAY???
?How do you think we got the 1?

I can?t believe we beat this team just a few weeks ago

The Hawks need to get rid of Toews and Kane, no matter what. This team needs new leadership

Oh, Quick is the nets for LA. Good to know

This might be Quicks easiest shutout ever in his career.

I see I missed nothing good during my son?s bedtime routine.
?You missed the Hawks bedtime routine.
?As in ****ting the bed?

The entire team is dumb, lazy or both.
They need a Torts type coach (not Torts himself) to kick some ass.

I think crowds were louder during the height of covid when fans weren't allowed in.

the playoffs can't start soon enough.

Better period Delia can not give up that goal right after your team scores
?Also, the team defense cannot go all lobotomized after your team scores.

How does he keep losing his stick?! It's like a child with a popsicle!

Becoming more and more okay with trading literally everybody this offseason and go full Arizona this offseason.
Team is spineless, has no heart, no leadership, and our supposed young guns who are to take over are just mediocre

Go on Pat, say something raunchy in the 3rd, nothing?s going to happen

They're both back at full strength Pat, not so sure about equal strength.

Pat pulling no punches in his last game
?Foley dropping truth bombs
?Lolololol Foley is done with this team
?Pat is about to say **** it and walk out of the booth
?He is minutes from a cocktail!

Should the Hawks sit back and protect the deficit?

Anyone else forget that we sent Olli Maatta to LA?
?And we're still paying him!
?Jeez! Not one of Bowman's shining moments.
?But look what we?ve got in return! Oh, wait?
?Cap move. I'm still good with it. Not like losing Maata made much in off a difference in the seasons outcome.
?Sure, but one can argue about the Blackhawks needing to clear cap space in 2021. That?s a whole other story, though.
?I believe we are in violent agreement.

Just curious, if he doesn't start playing like a #3 overall pick, can they Dach his pay?

Ref bet the over? Lotta ticky tack calls both ways
?It?s the worst when refs/umpires don?t realize when everyone just wants to go home.

Hawks need 3 shorthanded goals to send this to OT

And the muffled fart of an empty netter.

Ref hits his over

Goodnight Irene!

Post Game
Also, look at LA. They were pretty much in the same boat as the Blackhawks after their Cup runs in the mid 2010s. Cap constrained, beat up, aging core, all that jazz. A few years rebuilding, and they?re up there in the standings, playoffs bound.
?Only difference is they started there rebuild quick and didn't pretend to be contenders for 5+ years.

Oilers lost 5-1. If I pretend to know nothing about hockey, I can pretend we?re better than the Oilers.
 
How does he keep losing his stick?! It's like a child with a popsicle!
That was bizarre when their goalie kept losing his stick.

Only one Useless Johnson suits up.
Somewhere in there is a dick joke but I’m too tired to think of one right now.
 
Gonna miss Pat Foley. One of the great announcers in the game.
 
”I just saw the shot total is 11 to 1 for L.A.....
DIDN'T L.A. LOSE THEIR BEST DEFENSEMAN TODAY/YESTERDAY???
–How do you think we got the 1?”

Liked this one! Talk about disliking his/her own team…
 
"Just curious, if he doesn't start playing like a #3 overall pick, can they Dach his pay?" - LOLOLOL!!!!

Maybe the Kings should trade Byfield for Dach? :) /s
 
"Also, look at LA. They were pretty much in the same boat as the Blackhawks after their Cup runs in the mid 2010s. Cap constrained, beat up, aging core, all that jazz. A few years rebuilding, and they’re up there in the standings, playoffs bound.
–Only difference is they started there rebuild quick and didn't pretend to be contenders for 5+ years."

but...FIRE BLAKE
:39smile:
 

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