WTS: LAK v. Cal v. EDM

Rusty

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Pre Game
Stuff about hockey
Notes about lineups
Discuss
?Insightful comment about this game.
Surprising tidbit about the opposition.
Optimistic statement.
?Thanks for your contribution to the thread!
?Humorous twitter post, tangentially relevant to today's game.
?Sarcastic quip relating this to someone's controversial hot take.

Another b2b we're the beneficiary of. No reason not to you know what.

Are we really going to do the Oilers a favorite and beat the Kings tonight?
?Yes. A win for the Kings puts them 4 points back of us.
?It doesn't really matter. The Kings aren't catching us. If the Kings win or lose tonight the Greasers will still likely end up playing the Kings in the 1st round which will result in another 1st rnd exit for our northern pig farming cousins.

I plan on finally filing my taxes during this game.
I hope that won't be the most exciting part of my evening.

Injury plagued team on a b2b and starting their back-up? Easiest 3-2 OTL of the year

Game
Hrudey needs some tongue dethickeners stat

Damn Doughty isn?t playing. I wanted Chucky/Doughty shenanigans

What a trash penalty to take time for pk to show up
?That wasn't even close to not a penalty.
?Actually comical how long we had 6 guys on the ice

Guys, I?m baked
?Getting high and watching flames games has been my ritual now when I?m at home.
?Sometimes when I?m baked watching the game I feel myself get way more immersed into the game & every chance against us gets me on the edge of my seat lol
?Yea I hear you. Either that or I just spend the entire game ****posting

Kings rank #1 on the smelliest looking team.

Do you think Darryl misses the LA suntan?
?Not more than a farmers tan

Happy birthday Chris!
?Happy belated birthday Chris!

I?m not entirely sure from the other side of the ice but I think Sutter is making The Face?️

Of course I had to be in the row in front of the peewee team night out? how am I going to yell what I think about the ref now ?

Officials don't even know the rules I swear

Can we add "sportsnet scoreboard is broken" to the drinking game
?Even Flames fans livers have their limits

New addition to the drinking game: Goal by Dube smoke a doobie

Welp, not to be negative, but you'd be hard pressed to find a more forgettable 15 min of hockey than the first 15.
?This is the LA kings versus a Darryl Sutter hockey team, it was never going to be end to end

Positive- not losing
Negative- not really fun to watch

why do we not have goal
?Because we haven't scored yet
?I may be wrong, but I think it's because we haven't put any pucks into the opposing teams net.
?just tuned in, have we tried putting the puck in the net yet?
?Bold strategy cotton

What is this Calgary ?0? of which the scoreboard speaks?

Even Rick is getting bored of the kings play style
?I'm having flashbacks to the Jacques Martin era
?why we no crush team?

The kings play style is so cringe..

We must have been out of smelling salts.

At the game & so far the booze is the only thing keeping me entertained

I sometimes forget just how long Kopitar has been in the league. One of the most underrated players for the majority of his career?

Peewee update : the four people to my right have noped out to another section
?wait you can do that? and what's wrong with peewee??
?Technically no, but there was an empty row and I?m sure they?ll move if asked. In terms of what?s wrong, the screaming has already ruptured one ear drum and I think the other is to be short lived

You know how people get fired for sucking ass at their job? How come it doesn?t happen to the refs
?Tim Peel (e?) has entered the chat
?Disgusting amount of missed calls this game. The league really needs new leadership. Someone who will fix the inconsistency
?Idk what it is about our home refs, but they've just been atrocious. Our 9-5 on the Oilers was in spite of the brutal game they called
?Can we get a ref u suck chant

Yeesh. Sometimes I stand up too fast and pull a muscle. These guys go head first into boards at 40km an hour and pop back up
?Sometimes I sleep wrong and pull a muscle
?I just typed a post?.and pulled a muscle

Anyone else happy matthews got to 50 before drai

Peewee update: one of them screams at the precise same frequency as a rape alarm. In related news, does anyone know a sign language teacher because I think I need one

Flames please get a goal to make the happy chemical in my brain

Why do they boo Lucic every time he touches the puck? Did I miss something?
?It's "Luuuuuuu"
?I was saying boourns

I'm getting major Dallas vibes from this LA team. Really boring hockey, clogs the neutral zone, blocks nearly every shot and ends up winning games 1-0, 2-1, 2-0 etc.
?There?s a reason they?re 36-23-10 and have a goal differential of +1 lol

Can we stop making Peterson look like prime Brodeur please.

Iafallo must be one of like 5 people who still look good at an up-the-nostrils angle

Maybe we?re losing this game on purpose to hurt the Oilers

Peewee update : ?We are so bad, we are never gonna score ever again?. These kids are growing on me

The Flames are going to lose this game due to lack of interest.

The kings have to be the most consistently boring hockey club in this decade

Oh no we suck again

Flames are handling the puck like its a live grenade.

No clue how johnny can carry the full team being 4'2

Tkachuk is drunk this game.

Petersen shutty. Good for him. Onto the next. Lol.
?*Cough reverse Jinx cough*.
Those rarely work. But harhar tonight. Now steer it home fellas.

If the kings are playing cloggy Sutter D hockey, surely he should know how to beat it, no?
?Better call Quenneville

For the 3rd, my bar is considerably lowered to not cringe-worthy.

Darryl playing the long game with Looch
?Let him play 40 terrible games to get 1 secondary assist is a hell of a long game

I love Looch, but what right does he have to yell at the team? He hasnt done **** in like 15 games
?Keep Looch's name outcha mouth

I?m starting to think that the best way to win a hockey is to score more goals than the other team

3 pt game just to fk with the oilers

Peewee update: their hot takes are a lot more entertaining after 5 dome foams

Gio in blue is just wrong
?Gio in lube tho...

Half chub from watching Marky pour water all over himself

Con: We let the Kings tie it
Pro: Oilers fans are pissed

I thought the oilers would have it easy playing the kings in the first round?but despite the injuries they have they look pretty good

Peewee update : they are all getting cotton candy. ****. My. Life.
?can't yell with cotton candy in your gob, just keep it rolling for them - open a tab or something!

Backs showing off his Lucic hands in the shootout

Well, at least this loss hurts the Oilers

Ya think Hrudey still loves the King's just a little bit?
?He's earned it.

Peewee update: **** THE SCREAM O METER OMG

Peewee update: ?Sit down you rust bucket?

Post Game
Lacklustre play from the Flames.
Shootouts suck ass.
Screwed with the oil a bit, so whatever.

Peewee update : they all cheer at the precise frequency that melts brains

On the bright side, this really ****s over the Oilers
?****s Vegas the most, but makes the Oilers sweat as well.
?Out of both I'd rather see Vegas miss the playoffs. I think it would be incredibly funny for them to miss while playing the LTIR salary cap game.

**** the Refs

**** the Oil!
 
EPIC!! Their hatred for the Oilers is outstanding, and the Peewee Comments just made me lol so hard.

This is my favorite comment, though:

–It doesn't really matter. The Kings aren't catching us. If the Kings win or lose tonight the Greasers will still likely end up playing the Kings in the 1st round which will result in another 1st rnd exit for our northern pig farming cousins.

and

I’m not entirely sure from the other side of the ice but I think Sutter is making The Face™️ - oh, yes, he most definitely was


and this one - brutal! still kinda stings....2013 should have been ours!

If the kings are playing cloggy Sutter D hockey, surely he should know how to beat it, no?
–Better call Quenneville
 
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The whole not caring about losing cause it screws the Oilers is hilarious. Gotta like that fanbase.
 
Love this and can so relate:

”Yeesh. Sometimes I stand up too fast and pull a muscle. These guys go head first into boards at 40km an hour and pop back up
–Sometimes I sleep wrong and pull a muscle
–I just typed a post….and pulled a muscle”
 
Love this and can so relate:

”Yeesh. Sometimes I stand up too fast and pull a muscle. These guys go head first into boards at 40km an hour and pop back up
–Sometimes I sleep wrong and pull a muscle
–I just typed a post….and pulled a muscle”

I was scared to move after reading that one, could feel the pull coming
 
Peewee update: one of them screams at the precise same frequency as a rape alarm.
How is this guy so familiar with the sound frequency of a rape alarm? In fact, WTF is a rape alarm??
 
Kings rank #1 on the smelliest looking team. - That's an odd thing to rank. And the Isles are uglier

–Out of both I'd rather see Vegas miss the playoffs. I think it would be incredibly funny for them to miss while playing the LTIR salary cap game. - Yes indeed.
F Vegas always and forever, minus A-Mart.
 
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