All Things HORROR

I HAD to see it. Had such hope. I even tried to ask myself repeatedly, 'Am I judging this too harshly', 'were my expectations too high'? No. It JUST WAS NOT GOOD. If you want to do your own take...then do it. Don't ape Sam Raimi's swirling thru the sound system voices and late night swamp cam, AND POORLY. I mean, you want to do the tricks, tech has advanced in huge strides...why are they pale imitations and not improvements? Or...did you want to mute them so you don't get accused of trying to go slapsticky like Raimi. If so, then why even do it? Like I said, not going to discuss spoilers but there is a better story/reason for them being in a dilapidated cabin in the woods than Raimi's, butif you are only going to throw random plot points out without developing them or attempting to tie them together and integrate them into the storyline...why bother? And no...this is not NC-17 stuff. Maybe I am jaded, but none of the effects are all that...either over-the-top or even particularly engaging/interesting. This movie is not named Evil Dead(and it really could have been, other than a loose tie to the Necronomicon it's pretty standalone) and NOBODY cares. You have to care about your characters in order to feel any dramatic weight when they get ripped to shreds and that...ain't...here. The audience was mostly bored, waiting for something, anything that had a spark of the wild creativity that the original(which is not a perfect movie by any means) had. Just a product of our times. Overhyped repackage of a classic movie that is meant to capitalize on the young audience who have heard the original discussed in reverence. In the end, my bag of overly salted popcorn had more to it than this empty exercise.

I didn't hate it as much as you, however I didn't agree with all the praise heaped on it by the majority of reviews I had read either. I fell somewhere in between.

Did you make it through the end credits for the "surprise" or had you already stormed out of the theater in disgust ;)
 
My main problem is that the original simply isn't that of good a movie. It succeeds as a low budget cult horror movie and I like its cheap sound and special effects but the acting is still horrific and I just don't find it scary. While the remake doesn't have the same rough small budget quality of the original nor the success in creating good secondary demonic characters, it mostly succeeds as an extremely gory similarly plotted horror in the same vein as the original. While it was missing a character like Ash, I really preferred Jane Levy over her counterpart in the original.
 
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Saw Evil Dead a few hours ago and it was a confusing mess without any story whatsoever. Worst offence was that it wasn't ever scary!

We get the briefest amount of "who" these characters are before the bad things happen. But we get no reasons "why" anything happens.

I have no idea why this release wasn't buried in the mid-January where movies go to die. I would give this a dismal 1/5 rating.
 
Evil Dead post-credits discussion

Spoilers involved here...so don't click if you don't wanna know

But yeah, Doctor D, the stinger was the only part of the movie that gave me THAT feeling. And Lags, you have to put things in perspective. Yes, when the original came out it WAS SCARY. It was something nobody had seen before and it was raw and over the top. I agree with Cgod that the worst thing about this remake was that it WAS NOT SCARY. At all.
 
Don't be...I've seen worse things in a theater and you may have a different appreciation than I do. If you are curious, by all means, check it out.
 
OOOh, that's cheap. Yeah, heard it's good body horror stuff. And the lead is the gal from Ginger Snaps, shich I always forget when I talk about great 'shifter flicks. I would probably place it fourth after Howling/DogSoldiers/AWIL. If you have not seen,check it out. Great 'moon changes/menstrual cycle' werewolf slant. Thanks Adge...off to Amazon.
 
[BD Review] 'Frankenstein's Army' Screens In Amsterdam! -Bloody Disgusting

In Frankenstein’s Army the “doctor” (brilliantly portrayed by Hellboy’s Karel Roden who’s obviously having a blast here) is hired by the Nazi to help turn the tide for Hitler’s forces who were by that time losing the war. Created out of corpses and machine parts stitched together to create the ultimate nazi killing machines, these Zombots (as they’re called by everyone involved with this movie) are the real showstoppers and fully deserve the movie being named after them.

We follow a Russian team of soldiers and its propaganda filmmaker to a small miners village in Nazi Germany after hearing a distress call from some fellow comrades. Upon their arrival they find no one except a few weird, disfigured corpses and an abondoned church made into a make-shift laboratory. Soon after they find themselves being wiped out by the creations of one doctor Frankenstein who’s apparently been busy creating an undead army of soldiers destined to end the war once and for all… except it’s not what you think; Frankenstein’s theory on how to end the war is seriously ****ed up and has to be seen to be believed, and thus I won’t spoil it here.

As some of you might have heard, this is indeed a found-footage kind of movie. It is cinema verite all round; but don’t let that stop you from having fun. This is not about the sugestion of creepy/gruesome stuff happening, it instead puts you right in the middle of all the madness and carnage (Raaphorst said; “It makes you an accomplice”), and is a true feast for the eyes of everyone into monster movies. Like I said before, the Zombots are nothing short of amazing, and they’re all (seemingly) conceived without the use of cgi. This makes it all the more incredible because some of the monster designs are outright crazy. On top of that, the splatter effects are top notch, especially during the full on insane second half of the movie which had the Amsterdam audience going wild.

Squee?
 
Bobcat Goldthwait Gets In-depth About Willow Creek - Dread Central

We're all pretty damned excited for Bobcat Goldthwait's new Bigfoot film, Willow Creek (please let the movie be as good as the poster), and recently the comedian turned director sat down with The Bigfoot Report to shed some light on the project!

As reported earlier, Goldthwait has shot and completed his next movie entitled Willow Creek, and it is a cin?ma v?rit?-style flick about Bigfoot. What's interesting is that the project isn’t a schlocky horror picture. Goldthwait has apparently mixed satire with some suspense, and overall his film is apparently rather driven by “exploring the idea of bearing witness.” The flick is home to various characters who believe they’ve seen the elusive Sasquatch. They each give differing accounts and at times even come to blows. Goldthwait is said to use this kind of tension to get in some observations on faith and religion.
 
I would buy the **** out of this.

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