All Things:Reboots, Re-imaginings, and re-USE!!!!

‘High Noon’ Is About To Go From The Iconic Old West To Modern Times In A New Remake
http://uproxx.com/movies/high-noon-remake-what-can-we-expect/

Sounds like a great idea!

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Here is a summary of the creativity of Hollywood in 2017, where we will get the chance to see:

Sequel to Amityville Horror
Sequel to XXX
Sequel to Resident Evil
Sequel to Trainspotting
Sequel to John Wick
Sequel to 50 Shades Of Gray
Sequel to Wolverine
Sequel to Fast And Furious
Sequel to Guardians Of The Galaxy
Sequel to Annabelle
Sequel to Wimpy Kid
Sequel to Nut Job
Sequel to Pirates Of The Caribbean
Sequel to Cars
Sequel to World War Z
Sequel to Transformers
Sequel to Kingsmen
Sequel to Despicable Me
Sequel to Planet Of The Apes
Sequel to Alien
Sequel to Equalizer
Sequel to Blade Runner
Sequel to Insidious
Sequel to Thor
Sequel to Saw
Sequel to Star Wars
Sequel to Pitch Perfect

Remake of King Kong
Remake of King Arthur
Remake of Mummy
Remake of Spider-Man
Remake of Flatliners
Remake of Friday The 13th
Remake of Murder On The Orient Express
Remake of Beauty And The Beast

Spinoff of Lego Movie
Spinoff of Lego Movie #2
Spinoff of Superman
Spinoff of Superman #2
Spinoff of Bad Moms

Movie based on Power Rangers television show
Movie based on Chips television show
Movie based on Six Million Dollar Man television show
Movie based on Ghost In The Shell anime
Movie based on Yu Gi Oh anime
Movie based on Dark Tower books
Movie based on My Little Pony toy
Movie based on Barbie toy
Movie based on Emojis


Be proud, Hollywood. Be very, very proud.
 
Don't worry guys, i'll save hollywood! I would post my upcoming shorts but I don't want the suits to come and remake them.
















Disclaimer: I have no upcoming shorts. Cept my cargos.
 
I am somewhat surprised that a Master & Commander sequel was never made. The original made money. Plenty of plot fodder from the 21 books left. They could get into the espionage activities of Dr. Maturin. Too bad, it seems that ship has sailed.

I'd also like to see a mash-up of trainspotting and the emojis movie.
 
I will always be annoyed that we never got sequels to Master and Commander, True Lies, or Heat.

But at least there will be that emoji movie to make up for it. Corey Perry for the voice of the poop emoji!
 
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