Hey, buddy do you got the time?
No I don't got a watch can you spare a dime,
But I got two olives and a couple of limes,
Guessin' that means it's martini time.
When nature's callin. 'Don't be stallin.'
Use your common sense before you let it flow.
If you're gonna explode. You can use the commode.
Of igloos, cave dwellings or tents.
No need to explain when you gotta drain!
You can swizzle on the sofa. Piddle in the air.
Tinkle in the toilet. That's why it is there.
You can let it rain. In the breakdown lane.
While waving at ladies and gents!
Just don't whiz on...Don't whiz on the electric fence!
I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well!
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you.
Just enough to bring you down!
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but what's past and done.
Mother Mary, won't you whisper?
Something but the past and done.
Why can't we not be sober?
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