We need to bring back that old Hip Hop culture with those BOOMBOXES that were bigger and deffer like the one on LL COOL J's first album. Didn't those needed 8 huge batteries that would drain out pretty quickly while people would walk around with them? Lol. Take that ipods and smart phones!
Why are you so stiff?
Is it something that your mother did?
Maybe you grew up around "can't dance" people
When you were a "can't dance" kid
You live in a "can't dance" house
Went out in a "can't dance" car
Your doofy "can't dance" father
Got drunk in a "can't dance" bar
You take a "can't dance" bath
Put on your "can't dance" cologne
Go out to a "can't dance" party
So you wouldn't have to "can't dance" all alone
You can't dance! 
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