Dirty jersey help - playoff hopes may be directly impacted

i cannot gag hard enough at this...

lmao quality thread of the year award goes to me!

i played tournament paintball for years. washed my stuff once a year. bad luck dude!

people were afraid of me!

very intimidating

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This was a funny and informative thread. I was curious how it would turn out. Sharpie threads are kind of amazing in the sense that either people want to remove a stray mark or a signature it is a chore to get them out or, like in your case, something needs to be washed but odds are high that the Sharpie will wash right out. I'm glad it worked out well for you.

I will say that cat pee smells awful and the enzyme cleaners smell almost as terrible. We had to get rid of a couch a couple years ago when one of our cats went a-hole mode and started peeing on it.
 
lmao quality thread of the year award goes to me!

i played tournament paintball for years. washed my stuff once a year. bad luck dude!

So your THAT GUY. Every BHL hockey team has one, and that is so disgusting. Their cloud of funk lingers everywhere they go, we have one on our team this season. I don't really know the guy so I feel awkward mentioning it to him.
 
I'm just curious abt these post regarding cats peeing on items. I've had cats and dogs for years and never had a cat pee outside of the litter hox. Are some people not cleaning the liter box at least once a day? Cats are pretty fussy abt a dirty liter box.
 
I'm just curious abt these post regarding cats peeing on items. I've had cats and dogs for years and never had a cat pee outside of the litter hox. Are some people not cleaning the liter box at least once a day? Cats are pretty fussy abt a dirty liter box.

I think you missed the part about the offender being a diabetic, and old. Ours are very good, and we have one of those Litter Robots which is the best thing man has ever invented, besides like, Funyuns. Sometimes I feel like a LR shill because everyone who comes to my house says they'll get one because it looks like a feline spaceship and has lights and Wi-Fi.

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So your THAT GUY. Every BHL hockey team has one, and that is so disgusting. Their cloud of funk lingers everywhere they go, we have one on our team this season. I don't really know the guy so I feel awkward mentioning it to him.

Febreeze drive by! Full disclosure: I was joking. Reminds me of middle school gym where "showering" equated to using Axe body spray, which always made me gag.

This was a funny and informative thread. I was curious how it would turn out. Sharpie threads are kind of amazing in the sense that either people want to remove a stray mark or a signature it is a chore to get them out or, like in your case, something needs to be washed but odds are high that the Sharpie will wash right out. I'm glad it worked out well for you.

I will say that cat pee smells awful and the enzyme cleaners smell almost as terrible. We had to get rid of a couch a couple years ago when one of our cats went a-hole mode and started peeing on it.

I feel kinda funny even making the thread now because it was so easy to get out. But I got some good ideas and gained some confidence about it. All 3 jerseys have a whole story behind them of course so I was very nervous! The enzyme cleaners are pretty bad, the one I used was actually quite pleasant. I didn't want to do it before because the ones I had in the past were literally worse than the smell they are trying to remove, but I found a better one. So the grass was greener, and the jersey was cleaner, on the other side of the enzyme cleaner side.
 
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