Random Thoughts Thread

[rinkrat]

If you can wear a pair of light-colored pants and not **** them up the first day, then you are a far better man than I. -- Rinkrat

 

[LOSTcauseZERO]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed; Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.

 

[mrm55]

You can never win a fight with your wife.

 

[orpheus]

My thoughts are so random that I haven't collected them yet.

 

[rinkrat]

My thoughts are so random that I haven't collected them yet.

Then you might be the moderator of this thread.

 

[King Ludwig]

It would have taken less time and been much cheaper to blow up my house and rebuild from scratch rather than fix up that money pit I bought two years ago...

At latest report...I can probably move in around the 11th...

 

[empire]

If I could put a bunch of Fear in a Bet we would be watching the banner raising.

 

[Rawley19]

You could have a ghost in your lap right now while you read this.

 

[Rawley19]

Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?

 

[Kaos]

I went on a guilt trip and they lost my luggage.

 

[Bogey]

You could have a ghost in your lap right now while you read this.

I think this may be true...

 

[pug]

Sandy is a bitch.

 

[jammer06]

I asked my son what kind of jack o latern he wanted to carve and he said
"5 eyes, 3 noses and a mouth"

How the hell do you carve 3 noses?

 

[santiclaws]

How the hell do you carve 3 noses?

Start with one, and then carve two more.

 

[jammer06]

Start with one, and then carve two more.

I did, now it looks like the Triforce....

 

[geogirl]

Going to work would be easier if I stayed in bed for a living.

 

[Rawley19]

Going to work would be easier if I stayed in bed for a living.

Too...many...jokes!!!

 

[rinkrat]

I just realized that I don't need glasses to see in 3-D.

 

[geogirl]

Too...many...jokes!!!

Bring it!

 

[KingThomas]

Your nose runs and your feet smell?!?