Random Thoughts Thread


Ixnay Uxday
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Aug 17, 1999
If you can wear a pair of light-colored pants and not **** them up the first day, then you are a far better man than I. -- Rinkrat
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed; Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
My thoughts are so random that I haven't collected them yet.
It would have taken less time and been much cheaper to blow up my house and rebuild from scratch rather than fix up that money pit I bought two years ago...

At latest report...I can probably move in around the 11th...
If I could put a bunch of Fear in a Bet we would be watching the banner raising.
You could have a ghost in your lap right now while you read this.
Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?
I went on a guilt trip and they lost my luggage.
You could have a ghost in your lap right now while you read this.

I think this may be true...

I asked my son what kind of jack o latern he wanted to carve and he said
"5 eyes, 3 noses and a mouth"

How the hell do you carve 3 noses?
Going to work would be easier if I stayed in bed for a living.
I just realized that I don't need glasses to see in 3-D.

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