Random Thoughts Thread


Ixnay Uxday
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Arf Arf
Aug 17, 1999
If you can wear a pair of light-colored pants and not **** them up the first day, then you are a far better man than I. -- Rinkrat
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed; Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
It would have taken less time and been much cheaper to blow up my house and rebuild from scratch rather than fix up that money pit I bought two years ago...

At latest report...I can probably move in around the 11th...
If I could put a bunch of Fear in a Bet we would be watching the banner raising.
You could have a ghost in your lap right now while you read this.
Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side?
You could have a ghost in your lap right now while you read this.

I think this may be true...

I asked my son what kind of jack o latern he wanted to carve and he said
"5 eyes, 3 noses and a mouth"

How the hell do you carve 3 noses?
Going to work would be easier if I stayed in bed for a living.
I just realized that I don't need glasses to see in 3-D.
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