Sun Says I'll see your global warming and raise you an ice age
Calm solar cycle prompts questions about impact on Earth - Yahoo News
Calm solar cycle prompts questions about impact on Earth - Yahoo News
Science!!!
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LetTigerIn
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First of all, I think the inhabitants of the sun have somehow changed the solar environment.
Now, it seems we have outwitted the sun by instituting global warming to counteract a potential new Ice Age. Does this mean we should continue to warm the earth even more quickly? I bet if we do that, the sun will heat up again and yell,"Psych!"
Funny thing is we'll see the sun say it eight minutes later, but we won't hear it for a long-ass time. Are there any scientists who read sun lips, so we can be forewarned?
Yes, I did realize this was a strange post, but I voted against altering it.
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LetTigerIn
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I always suspected I was completely inept. Does that make me actually super-smart? And if this article has now convinced me I'm smart, am I actually inept?
Also, did anyone else think of American Idol and/or other reality television shows when reading this?
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RoyalSubject
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If you read this thread on a regular basis, I'd imagine it's unlikely you're in the "too dumb to know you're dumb" group.
ISON might have died:
Is Comet ISON Dead? Astronomers Say It?s Likely After Icarus Sun-Grazing Stunt
...or lived:
Who knows but I cant look away.
WHERE ARE YOU ISON???
Is Comet ISON Dead? Astronomers Say It?s Likely After Icarus Sun-Grazing Stunt
...or lived:
Who knows but I cant look away.
WHERE ARE YOU ISON???
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LetTigerIn
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Boo! Looks like ISON died.
Is Comet ISON Dead? Astronomers Say It’s Likely After Icarus Sun-Grazing Stunt
RIP Bro, RIP.
Maybe not?
Yeah, I was editing my post when you posted this.
santiclaws
I was in the pool!!
I'm too smart to fall for that nonsense.
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LetTigerIn
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LetTigerIn
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Now I'm glad I found that loophole to enter the Ladies Only Map Reading Contest.
Clearly we need to outlaw puberty so everyone can be equal
