The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[aaron]

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama -- A man says in a medical malpractice lawsuit filed this week that he went in for a circumcision last month at Princeton Baptist Medical Center and awoke to find his penis had instead been amputated.

 

[RoyalSubject]

Who would get a circumcision as an adult unless it was medically necessary?

Hell, I'm still pissed at my mom for having done when I was a baby.

 

[BeerMan]

Doctor must have had one heck of a bad case of hiccups...

or Parkinson's?

 

[RoyalSubject]

Man Allegedly Removed From Plane Because Of Tweet About Poor Customer Service

 

[King Ludwig]

Man went to hospital for circumcision and awoke to find penis amputated, according to Jefferson County lawsuit | AL.com

He shouldn't have taken the BUY ONE GET ONE FREE deal...

 

[jammer06]

Man Allegedly Removed From Plane Because Of Tweet About Poor Customer Service

Weird, they always let my kids board with me if I'm A and the rest of the family isn't. Sounds like gate agent was having a bad day or there was a bit more to this one. I do usually ask the gate agent ahead of time and they've always been cool with it.

 

[RoyalSubject]

Office firm's bargains cost them a fortune: $600 shredders for just a penny? I'll have five of those | The Drum

Way to go Staples!

 

[RoyalSubject]

Sasebo teen held for allegedly strangling, decapitating friend | The Japan Times

 

[BadIdea]

Priest says demon is sending him hate texts after girl's exorcism went wrong - Irish Mirror Online

Parish priest Father Marian Rajchel from Jaroslaw, a town in south-eastern Poland, said he started getting the texts after carrying out an exorcism on an unnamed teenage girl.

Rajchel interpreted the messages as a sign his attempt to drive out the devil from the girl's soul had clearly failed, and that it was now using the teenager to attack him via mobile phone messages.

I honestly can't decide which is the more WTF part of this story. That exorcisms are still a thing or that the devil has a cell phone provider. Probably AT&T.

 

[jammer06]

Priest says demon is sending him hate texts after girl's exorcism went wrong - Irish Mirror Online






I honestly can't decide which is the more WTF part of this story. That exorcisms are still a thing or that the devil has a cell phone provider. Probably AT&T.

I thought the devil was a cell phone provider?

 

[orpheus]

Priest says demon is sending him hate texts after girl's exorcism went wrong - Irish Mirror Online






I honestly can't decide which is the more WTF part of this story. That exorcisms are still a thing or that the devil has a cell phone provider. Probably AT&T.

I get a demon texting me all the time. I call her my mother in law. mhihi:

 

[RoyalSubject]

“Didn’t think I was doing anything wrong:” Mom arrested for allowing 7-year-old son to go to park alone

I am so glad to have grown up before all this overprotective bull**** began.

 

[jammer06]

“Didn’t think I was doing anything wrong:” Mom arrested for allowing 7-year-old son to go to park alone

I am so glad to have grown up before all this overprotective bull**** began.

I agree, I can't let my 5 year old play in the front yard not because I'm worried about him, but because I'm worried what my neighbors might do to me. Isn't that a crap way to go.

 

[notbob]

“Didn’t think I was doing anything wrong:” Mom arrested for allowing 7-year-old son to go to park alone

I am so glad to have grown up before all this overprotective bull**** began.

This is right up there with the parent that got in trouble for making their kid walk a mile home from school as punishment. The parent wanted the kid to think about what he did wrong

 

[KickEm]

Alabama man claims penis mistakenly amputated

YIKES!!!

 

[King Ludwig]

Alabama man claims penis mistakenly amputated

YIKES!!!

Well...at least his sister won't have any more kids...

 

[BeerMan]

3-year-old driver crashes Jeep, flees to watch cartoons, police say; late-night news roundup | OregonLive.com

can't ever stay out of a Jeep at any age, eh?

 

[KickEm]

Well...at least his sister won't have any more kids...

Her uncle might still be out there somwhere.

 

[RoyalSubject]

Car crashes into bee-infested abandoned house; St. Charles driver dies as rescuers hindered by swarm | MLive.com

 

[santiclaws]

Police: Albany woman who crashed into Long Island firehouse had stolen snake wrapped around neck | 7online.com