The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[JWR]

Couple arrested for selling "Golden Tickets into Heaven"

http://stuppid.com/arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/

 

[orpheus]

Couple arrested for selling "Golden Tickets into Heaven"

http://stuppid.com/arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/

That almost sounds like a younger version of my parents. Except that the baby wasn't an alligator... mhihi:

 

[jammer06]

Couple arrested for selling "Golden Tickets into Heaven"

http://stuppid.com/arrested-selling-golden-tickets-heaven/

I'm waiting for the mugshots of the dip****s that bought these tickets

 

[JWR]

No Comment

 

[Kaos]

Heart Transplant Recipient Dies During Crime Spree

 

[notbob]

Giant Rabbits Make Excellent Pets, Just Sayin'

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[notbob]

Qatar Workers Forced To Run Marathon Shoeless In Bid For World Record

 

[King Ludwig]

How bad was this guy's truck that they decided to steal a bag of dog crap instead???

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/st...ts/2015/04/09/dog-poop-stolen-truck/25511569/

 

[Ice24]

How bad was this guy's truck that they decided to steal a bag of dog crap instead???

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/st...ts/2015/04/09/dog-poop-stolen-truck/25511569/

that's a bunch of horse s--t!

 

[orpheus]

How bad was this guy's truck that they decided to steal a bag of dog crap instead???

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/st...ts/2015/04/09/dog-poop-stolen-truck/25511569/

They must've read the article that says there is gold in poo. mhihi:

 

[notbob]

Thieves used this $5,000 drill to break into a London vault and steal $293 million worth of diamonds, jewels, and cash

Scotland Yard has a unit called the flying squad...wtf?

 

[BeerMan]

they must have hired the Flying Nuns

 

[King Ludwig]

I wonder how long the line is to buy that armadillo...

http://www.walb.com/story/28786983/man-shoots-at-armadillo-bullet-hits-mother-in-law

 

[jammer06]

Talk about messed up

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-...ng-fear-hunters-5564770#ICID=sharebar_twitter

and this

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-who-died-after-falling-5562658

 

[RoyalSubject]

Man Tries to Kill a Spider and Ends Up Burning His House Down

 

[jammer06]

Man Tries to Kill a Spider and Ends Up Burning His House Down

acceptable risk

 

[notbob]

acceptable risk

You guys can stay with me if need be

 

[Kings Provisional]

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-32411621

Delays were caused on a busy stretch of the M74 motorway after reports of a dog "taking control of a tractor".

 

[jammer06]

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/04/th...eam-doctor-was-mugged-at-his-wifes-gravesite/

who the hell cases a graveyard?

 

[Kings Provisional]

http://uproxx.com/sports/2015/04/th...eam-doctor-was-mugged-at-his-wifes-gravesite/

who the hell cases a graveyard?

Scumbags or bored goths.