The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[King Ludwig]

This is what happens when you use hookers and blowfish for bait...

http://www.newsherald.com/news/20170125/fisherman-facing-life-in-prison-after-finding-cocaine-at-sea

 

[Kings Provisional]

Cars Keep Crash-Landing Into This Repair Shop's Parking Lot, Business Must Be Booming

The owner picked a great spot for his shop!

 

[King Ludwig]

Nothing says I LOVE YOU more than giving the one you love chicken that will make Montezuma's Revenge seem like a mild case of the hiccups...

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/02...es-bouquets-for-amorous-eaters/2091487011374/

 

[King Ludwig]

I almost said something along the lines of big breasts and finger lickin' good...but thought better of it...

 

[notbob]

Nothing says I LOVE YOU more than giving the one you love chicken that will make Montezuma's Revenge seem like a mild case of the hiccups...

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/02...es-bouquets-for-amorous-eaters/2091487011374/

If the bouquet works...https://www.dominosweddingregistry.com/

and if you need to spice things up...http://www.yourtango.com/2017299986/burger-king-offers-adult-only-happy-meal-sex-toy-inside

 

[BeerMan]

Two Sex Shop Employees Ward Off Alleged Robber With Dildos

 

[jccawdrey]

Law and Order at it's finest...

 

[JWR]

Lady arrested for trying to smuggle in horse meat

http://www.abc2news.com/news/state/...luggage-claimed-it-was-for-medicinal-purposes

 

[King Ludwig]

Lady arrested for trying to smuggle in horse meat

http://www.abc2news.com/news/state/...luggage-claimed-it-was-for-medicinal-purposes

The worst thing is that you can choke on it when someone yells WHOA!!!...

 

[orpheus]

Plane passenger arrested for trying to smuggle 12 gold bars in his rectum

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/15/plane...o-smuggle-12-gold-bars-in-his-rectum-6450656/

 

[ChilledAgua]

Plane passenger arrested for trying to smuggle 12 gold bars in his rectum

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/15/plane...o-smuggle-12-gold-bars-in-his-rectum-6450656/

Did the metal detector explode?

 

[King Ludwig]

Are these the sources behind some of those bad Kings trade rumors coming out of Florida???

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/d...ter-his-car-catches-fire-at-taco-bell-6535056

http://www.news4jax.com/news/local/...stitution-sting-offered-sex-act-for-taco-bell

 

[Kaos]

Father and Son Killed In Head-On Collision With One Another

 

[notbob]

This 'Doom' Mod on a Porsche Is Ingenious, and Incredibly Stupid

 

[jammer06]

Maybe this is politics but i'll tell you lil miss jammer would not approve

ICELAND'S PRESIDENT WANTS TO BAN PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

 

[notbob]

Maybe this is politics but i'll tell you lil miss jammer would not approve

ICELAND'S PRESIDENT WANTS TO BAN PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

Lost me at the first sentence "While there are a variety of opinions out there, most correctly believe the only thing separating humans from animals is that humans don't put fruit on pizza."

what are tomatoes?

 

[RockPile]

Maybe this is politics but i'll tell you lil miss jammer would not approve

ICELAND'S PRESIDENT WANTS TO BAN PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

Fermented shark and ram testicles tend to get your privilege to discuss all things culinary revoked.

https://guidetoiceland.is/history-culture/the-worlds-most-disgusting-icelandic-food

 

[jammer06]

Lost me at the first sentence "While there are a variety of opinions out there, most correctly believe the only thing separating humans from animals is that humans don't put fruit on pizza."

what are tomatoes?

tomatoes are typically not a topping though, they go under the cheese, unless it's Giordano's in which case it's no longer pizza but a slice of Heaven

 

[JWR]

Back to Florida
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/peak-florida-again-347918

 

[JWR]

Man dies when his 6 ton pile of porn magazines falls on him

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4278524/Man-dies-six-ton-pile-porn-magazines.html