The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[LetTigerIn]

He made a run to the drunk tank...

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/...after-mistaking-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell

He should have blamed the Belluminati.

 

[Heino]

Hope they at least finished the text.

Tesla In Autopilot Mode Hits Fire Truck

 

[King Ludwig]

Alpo costs $.99 a can... That's almost 7 bucks in dog money...

https://www.freep.com/story/news/lo...chigan-unemployment-insurance-dog/1082576001/

 

[SloMo26]

Cop asked to leave Outback over his service weapon.....

CLEVELAND, Tenn. ? A uniformed Tennessee officer was asked to leave an Outback Steakhouse because he had a service weapon on him. WRCB-TV reports that Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency Officer Andrew Ward was asked by the restaurant's manager to remove and put his weapon in his vehicle on Friday. The officer explained he had to have it because he was in uniform.

The officer said that the manager confronted him because a customer stated she was ?scared for her life? when she saw his weapon. "(The customer) said police are shooting people, and she could have gotten shot in the parking lot, and the manager had to walked her and her husband to their vehicle," Ward said.​

rolleyes:

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[King Ludwig]

Cop asked to leave Outback over his service weapon.....

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Just think...that idiot didn't realize he was saving the policeman's life... They're the steakhouse version of Taco Bell...

 

[Kings Provisional]

Toy tiger sparks armed police stand-off on Scottish farm

 

[JWR]

Woman denied a boarding pass for her "Emotional Support PEACOCK" on a United Airlines Flight

http://digg.com/2018/peacock-plane-emotional-support

 

[King Ludwig]

Wal-Mart shopper steals car... Has the nerve to call the owner on how to start it...while she was talking to the police...

https://www.sctimes.com/story/news/...rtell-walmart-calls-owner-ask-help/319572002/

 

[Heino]

Couple mistakenly takes romantic trip to see Red Hot Chilli Pipers, not Peppers

 

[King Ludwig]

Couple mistakenly takes romantic trip to see Red Hot Chilli Pipers, not Peppers

I for one would have been excited for tickets to see those guys live...

 

[JETS GARAGE]

I'm not saying it was aliens, but....

http://www.mynbc5.com/article/missing-whiteface-skier-found-in-california/17764938

 

[JWR]

Guy spends almost a full year building a sphere made from 42 Thousand stick matches just to watch it burn

https://www.boredpanda.com/sphere-of-42000-matches-wallacemk/

 

[notbob]

 

[BeerMan]

Murica!

 

[ChilledAgua]

This story is probably better suited for the late, great "Hero and Good Stuff" thread, but is offbeat enough to get shoehorned into this one:


https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/whats-hot/this-guy-fixed-a-hole-in-his-office-wall-in-the-most-hilarious-way-imaginable/ar-BBJIi0m?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=iehp


What would life be like without humor. The descriptions are hilarious.

 

[notbob]

SEE IT: Man reportedly drunk jumps over rail at Atlanta's international airport

 

[King Ludwig]

The street cred Pope...

http://babylonbee.com/news/pope-leaves-factory-sticker-on-hat-to-garner-street-cred/

I know this is fake news...but it's funnier than hell...

 

[Kings Provisional]

Truck driver spills 60,000 pounds of beer on I-10 in Florida

 

[ChilledAgua]

If it had been PBR, every hipster within a hundred mile radius would've shown up.

Oh wait. This is Florida. Take 2:

If it had been Old Milwaukee, every beer-soaked souse within a hundred mile radius would've shown up.

 

[orpheus]

A real udon it! Vision released of a noodle-eating man 'stealing a motorbike' from car park baffles police

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-eating-man-stealing-motorbike-car-park.html

Eating noodle? Probably not me.