The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

orpheus said:
Homeless South Beach Artist With No Arms Stabbed a Tourist, Police Say

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/...enshaw-charged-with-stabbing-tourist-10516219
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See....I'm telling you people beware the hobo with no arms. One of my best fights was with a drunk one arm hobo. It took 3 of us to take him down and then we didnt know how to handcuff him. He ended up knocking the rear seat window out of its frame with his stump...?..I told everybody next time we see him ??no messing around straight to the lightning ride....:taser:
 
SloMo26 said:
See....I'm telling you people beware the hobo with no arms. One of my best fights was with a drunk one arm hobo. It took 3 of us to take him down and then we didnt know how to handcuff him. He ended up knocking the rear seat window out of its frame with his stump...?..I told everybody next time we see him ??no messing around straight to the lightning ride....:taser:
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I still think that you should consider yourself lucky that you weren't an officer in Florida cause the following "One of my best fights was with a drunk one arm hobo" would need the qualifier "today" since that would've been a daily thing. mhihi: ;)
 
Kaos said:
Pro gamer dumps ‘world’s sexiest weathergirl’ for more ‘Call of Duty’
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damn.

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Video games are the reason for why I don't date women like that too.

At least that's what I keep telling myself. *runs away crying* cry: mhihi:
 
ucsdguy1 said:
WTF

Edit: I still can't figure out how to embed the title of an article in a weblink, but:



https://patch.com/maryland/across-md/beach-umbrella-impales-woman-ocean-city-report

Luckily not life threatening, but damn.
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Mrs Jammer saved lil miss jammer when that happened at sea side lagoon, an umbrella caught some wind blew over and she caught the thing before it would have impaled lil miss jammer (baby jammer then). Only time I've ever seen her react in a dire situation without totally freezing.
 
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