The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[King Ludwig]

Hey American Airlines killed Rudolph...

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/amer...s-deer-during-takeoff-at-pennsylvania-airport

YOU BASTARDS!!!

 

[Kings Provisional]

Handcuffed Woman Managed To Steal Cop Car In Front Of Officers

 

[King Ludwig]

Handcuffed Woman Managed To Steal Cop Car In Front Of Officers

They can still see the car in the next county...

 

[BeerMan]

Police captured her again as she was attempting to run up the stairs of an apartment building. Frost can be heard in the video denying having stolen a vehicle.

Multiple police officers, in unison, responded: “You just stole a police car.”

LMAO

 

[JWR]

Stolen 10 foot long Inflatable Colon has been recovered

https://fox4kc.com/2018/10/29/kansa...lon-found-in-vacant-home-after-tip-to-police/

 

[JWR]

I can almost sympathize with this guy

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/76155...-telling-him-endings-of-books-he-was-reading/

 

[Kings Provisional]

UW-La Crosse pays porn star for lecture

 

[jammer06]

DID YOU EXPENSE THE LAPDANCE!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ws...o-more-strip-clubs-on-company-dime-1541450209

 

[notbob]

THE DOUBLE-LIVES OF TWO RANGERS & THE PRESS AGENT WHO CREATED THEM

 

[JWR]

Deceased Brothel Owner wins election to Nevada's state legislature

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/el...ner-who-died-last-month-wins-election-n933366

 

[King Ludwig]

Deceased Brothel Owner wins election to Nevada's state legislature

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/el...ner-who-died-last-month-wins-election-n933366

There wasn't competition stiff enough to beat him...

 

[King Ludwig]

Would have been funnier had it been Pebble Beach Florida...

https://www.wfla.com/news/pasco-cou...ed-for-speeding-in-his-footmobile-/1592064387

Did Mr. Slate fire him for being late???

 

[Kings Provisional]

Rabid Raccoons? Nope ... Police Say They're Just Drunk Raccoons

 

[santiclaws]

This is the face of a man who, in front of his wife, wrote a bank robbery note demanding money and saying he had a gun. He told his wife he'd rather be in jail than at home. He then proceeded to go to the bank and handed the robbery note to a teller, who gave him $3,000 in cash. He took the money then waited in the lobby for the police to arrive.

He was sentenced to house arrest.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...tenced-house-arrest-escape-wife-a7791586.html

 

[King Ludwig]

This is the face of a man who, in front of his wife, wrote a bank robbery note demanding money and saying he had a gun. He told his wife he'd rather be in jail than at home. He then proceeded to go to the bank and handed the robbery note to a teller, who gave him $3,000 in cash. He took the money then waited in the lobby for the police to arrive.

He was sentenced to house arrest.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...tenced-house-arrest-escape-wife-a7791586.html

Talk about cruel and unusual punishment...

 

[MaxwellSmart]

This is the face of a man who, in front of his wife, wrote a bank robbery note demanding money and saying he had a gun. He told his wife he'd rather be in jail than at home. He then proceeded to go to the bank and handed the robbery note to a teller, who gave him $3,000 in cash. He took the money then waited in the lobby for the police to arrive.

He was sentenced to house arrest.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...tenced-house-arrest-escape-wife-a7791586.html

This sounds like a Twilight Zone episode.

 

[JWR]

 

[notbob]

Kate Beckinsale Is The Latest To Put ?Liquified Cloned Foreskins? On Her Face

 

[Kings Provisional]

13-Year-Old Girl Leads Police On 100 Mile Per Hour Chase In Stolen Van

 

[notbob]

Looks like Florida has peaked

Florida Men — 1 Disguised in Bull Costume – Allegedly Tried to Burn Down Ex-Boyfriend’s Home With Spaghetti Sauce

“He was trying to make it look like I left the stove on but who gets up 2 a.m. and fixes sketti,” the victim said.