The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[santiclaws]

A mug shot of a prostitute and client. The prostitute is on the left.

Grandfather Busted For Prostituting Himself... To Young Women

 

[Ice24]

A mug shot of a prostitute and client. The prostitute is on the left.

Grandfather Busted For Prostituting Himself... To Young Women

Hot picture....of the guy on the left, I just wished he made eye contact and smiled more for the camera.

 

[orpheus]

I finally have a reason to aspire to reach an old age. hump:

 

[Kings Provisional]

Dracula's Grave Has Been Found and Researchers Plan to Open It. Bad Plan! - Dread Central]

 

[jammer06]

Dracula's Grave Has Been Found and Researchers Plan to Open It. Bad Plan! - Dread Central]

I saw that before the edit

 

[ChilledAgua]

Sheriff: Burned armpit hair led to Idaho car crash

 

[RoyalSubject]

Florida woman gets a third breast implanted to become "less attractive to men." | Third Boob | Happy Place

This woman clearly does not understand men.

Update: It's fake.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/bodymods/jasminetridevil.asp

 

[KickEm]

A mug shot of a prostitute and client. The prostitute is on the left.

Grandfather Busted For Prostituting Himself... To Young Women

Somewhere Sigmund Freud is scratching his beard with a look of perplexed derision on his face.

 

[Kings Provisional]

Kansas Governer Sam Brownback to proclaim Zombie Preparedness Month

http://www.kake.com/home/headlines/Brownback-to-proclaim-Zombie-Preparedness-Month-276456261.html

 

[Kings Provisional]

Maybe Brownback is right!

allAfrica.com: Liberia: Dead Ebola Patients Resurrect?

 

[JWR]

Zoo in coverup after groundhog dropped by de Blasio dies | New York Post

 

[KickEm]

Another zoo story:

Donkeys reunited at Polish zoo after sex scandal

 

[KickEm]

Four Memphis cops suspended over porta-potty arrest: report

 

[KickEm]

Not sure if it was in this thread or another (and don't feel like searching for it), but here is an update with the guy who wanted to raise money to make potato salad:

Excite News - Man who raised $55K is throwing potato salad party

 

[BeerMan]

Police: Man arrested on light rail train after robbing bank | News - Home

gotta love the mugshot.

 

[jammer06]

Chicken causes major power outage - Thegardenisland.com: Local

“The chicken didn’t survive the encounter with our high voltage equipment,”

 

[King Ludwig]

Chicken causes major power outage - Thegardenisland.com: Local

Did the chicken have 11 herbs and spices on him at the time???

 

[Kings Provisional]

Coyote stuck in bumper after hit by car in Waukegan | abc7chicago.com

"Excuse me sir, but do you realize you have a live Coyote stuck in your bumper?"

 

[JWR]

Not a joke: A Tetris movie is being made | Ars Technica

 

[King Ludwig]

Coyote stuck in bumper after hit by car in Waukegan | abc7chicago.com

"Excuse me sir, but do you realize you have a live Coyote stuck in your bumper?"

It was nice of the driver to make that detour through Scottsdale...