The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[King Ludwig]

You might be a redneck if you collect a reward on YOURSELF to buy your mama a Christmas present...

http://tmzbeg.com/georgia-man-arrested-after-snitching-on-himself-for-reward-money/

 

[skulllead]

Sorry Mitchrock, no more selfies for you...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicasimeone/judge-monkey-does-not-own-copyright-for-selfie#.qfyYlj5Gr

 

[BeerMan]

day care teacher convicted of cruelty in 'baby fight club'

 

[Ice24]

Kerry and Obama bow down to Iran and release 100 billion, now that will go over well. Iran will be the new superpower!

 

[jccawdrey]

You expected something different? This was written in Caps when it was agreed upon. Stevie Wonder saw this coming

 

[BeerMan]

Two Stoned Morans Call 911 On Themselves.

 

[JWR]

Kid gets suspended for leaving class without permission while taking a fellow student who was having an asthma attack to the nurses office
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/c...-student-having-asthma-attack-nurse/79105014/

 

[skulllead]

I don't think even stupidity defines this one...
http://www.theroot.com/articles/news/2016/01/phoenix_high_school_seniors_face_the_wrath_for_human_n_word_collage_school.html?wpisrc=topstories&utm_content=buffer37d89&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

 

[King Ludwig]

http://www.technologyreview.com/news/546036/first-monkeys-with-autism-created-in-china/

I wonder if this is what did it to them in the first place...

 

[BeerMan]

http://www.technologyreview.com/news/546036/first-monkeys-with-autism-created-in-china/

wonder if they fed GMOs to the monkeys.

 

[skulllead]

http://nbc25news.com/news/local/police-man-who-died-in-fatal-crash-was-pantsless-distracted-watching-porn

 

[Kings Provisional]

Two Tennessee die from drinking "Dewshine"

A mixture of Mountain Dew and racing fuel, called "dewshine," could be to blame for the deaths of two Greenbrier teenagers, whose cases are among the first reported in Tennessee, according to health officials.

Racing fuel? Just use vodka and be done!

 

[ChilledAgua]

"A cat trapped in a human body"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/norwegian-woman-says-she-is-cat-trapped-in-human%e2%80%99s-body/ar-BBoQTdL?li=BBnba9J&ocid=iehp

 

[King Ludwig]

"A cat trapped in a human body"

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/norwegian-woman-says-she-is-cat-trapped-in-human%e2%80%99s-body/ar-BBoQTdL?li=BBnba9J&ocid=iehp

Well...you can get her in the mood with just some catnip...

 

[jccawdrey]

Bloodiest January in Chicago in 16 years. 51 homicides committed in this past month as opposed to ONLY 29 in January 2015. Shooting incidents more than doubled from 119 last year to 242 this year. It's been this way since 2012 when the number climbed over 500 homicides. Far and away above any other U.S. City. I'm glad I worked in L.A. Co

 

[jammer06]

Bloodiest January in Chicago in 16 years. 51 homicides committed in this past month as opposed to ONLY 29 in January 2015. Shooting incidents more than doubled from 119 last year to 242 this year. It's been this way since 2012 when the number climbed over 500 homicides. Far and away above any other U.S. City. I'm glad I worked in L.A. Co

So glad I'm moving there next year....

btw here's the article Cawdrey was referencing

Chicago records 51 homicides in January, highest toll since 2000

did I mention I last lived there in 2000?

 

[notbob]

So glad I'm moving there next year....

btw here's the article Cawdrey was referencing

Chicago records 51 homicides in January, highest toll since 2000

did I mention I last lived there in 2000?

You arent the hero they want, you are the hero they need!

 

[BeerMan]

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/195...d-up-ghosts-of-2011-tsunami-in-japan-victims/

Taxi Drivers Say They?ve Picked Up Ghosts of 2011 Tsunami Victims in Japan

 

[jammer06]

Florida, why can't I quite you.....


Bonnie and Clyde' couple: He's dead, she's wounded after chase, gunfire in Florida

 

[chaingunsofdoom]

This news story just happened up here in the early morning hours, so still breaking news. Teens broke into the bobsled track and went down it on crazy carpets and hit a gate... 2 dead and six injured.

http://globalnews.ca/news/2501866/teen-deaths-at-canada-olympic-park-overnight/