The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[notbob]

North Carolina man arrested for not returning 2001 VHS rental of 'Freddy Got Fingered' could have fine paid by movie's star Tom Green

 

[King Ludwig]

North Carolina man arrested for not returning 2001 VHS rental of 'Freddy Got Fingered' could have fine paid by movie's star Tom Green

Just ordering that movie is punishment enough...

 

[jammer06]

I wasn't sure if this should go here or Science. Nevertheless, here are a the first three articles that Google shows about this:

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours

Microsoft's Chatbot 'Tay' Just Went on a Racist, Misogynistic, Anti-Semitic Tirade

Microsoft scrambles to limit PR damage over abusive AI bot Tay



And she does it all using catchy millennial jargon.

Reminds me of the first "Chat" between two bots, ELIZA and PARRY. The atlantic had a great sum up here

When PARRY Met ELIZA: A Ridiculous Chatbot Conversation From 1972

The full transcript can be found here

PARRY Encounters the DOCTOR

 

[Heino]

Natalie Portman, 13-year-old boy are twins


Edit: Better, has recent pics:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...n/news-story/79227d5aba2bb611cac4db2bba1d5a0a

 

[BeerMan]

Man loses leg in shooting "accident".

 

[BeerMan]

"Rolling Stones security guards then grabbed “tire irons and hockey sticks and screwdrivers” and chased away Trump’s crew"

 

[jccawdrey]

Going to the game last night I heard a news report that they arrested some knucklehead after he dropped his wallet after doing an armed robbery. This might have been in a better thread, but I once had a teenager who robbed a Liquor Store in Firestone at gun point. After he emptied the cash register, he told the clerk that he wanted a bottle of vodka. The clerk said no, because you're not old enough. The kid said he was and the clerk said show me some I.D. and yes, he showed him his drivers license...we had some good info to go on this one due to this rocket surgeons' I.Q.

 

[Kings Provisional]

Alaska First Graders Suspended For Allegedly Plotting To Poison Classmate

 

[orpheus]

Rush was right. There is trouble with the trees. mhihi: rolleyes:

Police: Man-in-tree standoff was 'incalculable waste' of time, money

http://komonews.com/news/local/police-man-in-tree-standoff-was-incalculable-waste-of-time-money

 

[x-wingcamewest]

Rush is right, 99.6% of the time. There is trouble with the trees. mhihi: rolleyes:

Police: Man-in-tree standoff was 'incalculable waste' of time, money

http://komonews.com/news/local/police-man-in-tree-standoff-was-incalculable-waste-of-time-money

:fixed: that for you :24smile:

 

[Krussadams]

Rush was right. There is trouble with the trees. mhihi: rolleyes:

Police: Man-in-tree standoff was 'incalculable waste' of time, money

http://komonews.com/news/local/police-man-in-tree-standoff-was-incalculable-waste-of-time-money

Oh, this gem just made my morning:

If he makes bail he is ordered to have no contact with the sequoia tree.

 

[jammer06]

I simply have no words for this other than at least he didn't rape his son first?

North Hills man suspected of killing son because he was gay

 

[BeerMan]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-motorist-survives-cliff-crash-then-gets-hit-by-bus/
driver escapes cliffhanger then gets hit by a bus.

 

[JWR]

How Microsofts AI experiment on Twitter failed

https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2016/...idal-foul-mouthed-sex-crazed-nazi-in-one-day/

 

[BeerMan]

How Microsofts AI experiment on Twitter failed

https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2016/...idal-foul-mouthed-sex-crazed-nazi-in-one-day/

imagine the world full of AIs in the "near" future.

 

[jccawdrey]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/california-motorist-survives-cliff-crash-then-gets-hit-by-bus/
driver escapes cliffhanger then gets hit by a bus.

This^^^. I had some knucklehead try to run from us after a pursuit, so he ran down the side of the 110 Frwy and tried to run across...missed it by that much. The paramedics had very little to pick up after everyone ran over him

 

[orpheus]

Chimpanzee in Japan captured after escaping zoo, scaling electrical poles

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-...ptured-after-scaling-electrical-poles/7328068

:kong:

 

[JWR]

Legal setback for the Pastafarian's

http://www.mediaite.com/online/fede...urce=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

 

[orpheus]

This Is The Oldest Message In A Bottle Ever Found

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/oldest-message-in-a-bottle_us_57170ce9e4b0018f9cbb9a43

 

[notbob]

Video catches street fight with bulldozers in China