The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[King Ludwig]

Florida Cop mistook Crispy Cream Doughnut Glaze for Meth

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...k-doughnut-glaze-for-meth-20160727-story.html

Must be the water they're drinking over there...

 

[notbob]

Florida Cop mistook Crispy Cream Doughnut Glaze for Meth

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news...k-doughnut-glaze-for-meth-20160727-story.html

similar chemical composition i am sure

 

[orpheus]

Bah! Fiends! Now I want some of those glazed donuts.


And, possibly, some meth. mhihi: evil:

 

[KingInTheWest]

Must be the water they're drinking over there...

Colorado water.

 

[JWR]

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-07-26/cockroach-milk-may-be-the-next-big-superfood

 

[King Ludwig]

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-07-26/cockroach-milk-may-be-the-next-big-superfood

My apartment complex could make a fortune with this...

 

[ChilledAgua]

Dog - Almost a member of the family, according to detailed family dog contract... LOL

I didn't know Trump had gotten a new dog.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/pets-animals/grumpy-dad-writes-hilariously-detailed-family-dog-contract/ar-BBv1GQc#image=2

 

[roenick]

Dog - Almost a member of the family, according to detailed family dog contract... LOL

I didn't know Trump had gotten a new dog.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/pets-animals/grumpy-dad-writes-hilariously-detailed-family-dog-contract/ar-BBv1GQc#image=2

Yeah good luck with that dad ...

 

[Heino]

Woman Claims ?Sexual-Style Assault? By Restaurant?s Pee-Pee Doll

 

[BeerMan]

Woman Claims ‘Sexual-Style Assault’ By Restaurant’s Pee-Pee Doll

apparently that's the most action she got in a while.

 

[King Ludwig]

Woman Claims ?Sexual-Style Assault? By Restaurant?s Pee-Pee Doll

Obviously an Ucks fan...

 

[ChilledAgua]

apparently that's the most action she got in a while.

Well, not involving the food anyways.

BeerMan reads my mind yet again...

 

[Kings Provisional]

Orlando man accused of attacking Pinky the flamingo at Busch Gardens

Florida strikes again!

 

[orpheus]

Green Bay Police Say There’s Nothing They Can Do About this Scary Clown

http://www.mediaite.com/online/gree...s-nothing-they-can-do-about-this-scary-clown/

Creepy!

 

[Kings Provisional]

Philadelphia To Its Residents: Don't Swim In Dumpsters

Gross!

 

[Kings Provisional]

‘Fellatio Cafe’ To Offer Coffee And Oral Sex In Planned New London Establishment

 

[King Ludwig]

Philadelphia To Its Residents: Don't Swim In Dumpsters

Gross!

That means Ron Hextall can't go dumpster diving anymore...

 

[orpheus]

‘Fellatio Cafe’ To Offer Coffee And Oral Sex In Planned New London Establishment

Yeah, but will they leave a design in the foam? mhihi:

 

[Kings Provisional]

Yeah, but will they leave a design in the foam? mhihi:

Maybe!

As cool as that might sound, getting a BJ from hot chick while sipping coffee, it probably will be really weird to sit in cafe while other dudes are getting it done. All the slurping and moaning.....

 

[BeerMan]

just hold the cream, please.