The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[King Ludwig]

The things people do to buy a BMW...

https://www.justice.gov/usao-ndtx/pr/lubbock-area-bank-robber-sentenced-20-years-prison

 

[notbob]

Police: Florida mom shows up to daughter's school wearing boxing glove, fights child, gets arrested

 

[DRice]

Police: Florida mom shows up to daughter's school wearing boxing glove, fights child, gets arrested

I harken back to the days of listening to "Germany or Florida" on Lovelines.

 

[SloMo26]

No wonder I'm so tired after eating breakfast this morning.......


K-9 sniff out $60K worth of Fentanyl stuffed into breakfast burritos........

 

[NobleSavage]

MMA fighter loses finger, and then loses lost finger

 

[King Ludwig]

Now-a THAT'S a DMCA take-a-down...

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy...deos-to-youtube-leading-to-arrest/?comments=1

 

[JWR]

Somehow this is not from Florida

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/

 

[NobleSavage]

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[What party?]

Somehow this is not from Florida

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/

Guaranteed that clicking on that article has seriously changed our algorithm. Ick.

 

[King Ludwig]

They needed to send in an ape of equal size and have them fight to the death while people are running around in fear..


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...mbs-supermarket-shelves-raids-store-food.html

 

[King Ludwig]

This Brit really got Nevada right... as well as Arizona...

https://notthebee.com/article/this-...ut-using-google-and-its-actually-pretty-funny

 

[King Ludwig]

Oh yes they call him "The Streak"...fastest Canuck on two feet...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/william-amos-liberal-mp-naked-parliament-1.5988128

I hereby apologize to the great Ray Stevens on that revision...

 

[King Ludwig]

Yet people wonder why the Polish jokes are so popular...

Why did this Pole mistake a croissant for a wild animal???

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56757956

 

[King Ludwig]

Dinosaurs running loose in Florida???

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/v...-spotted-a-baby-dinosaur-running-through-yard

 

[King Ludwig]

Truly dedicated computer bugs...

https://www.techspot.com/news/89269-man-finds-pc-infested-bugs-six-legged-kind.html

 

[King Ludwig]

That woman picked the easiest targets...

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2...romising-to-cleanse-their-cash-police-say/#//

 

[King Ludwig]

Planning a gender reveal party???

Maybe use a wee bit under 80 pounds of explosives next time...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9503111/Gender-reveal-party-explosion-rocks-US-towns.html

 

[King Ludwig]

Wanna race for pinks???...

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dc-cop-cars-totaled-after-officers-drag-race-in-ne-says-commander

 

[SloMo26]

Watch out Nyssa.......they coming for you........

Cicadas 2021 Map: Brood X starts to emerge in DC, Maryland and Virginia

 

[King Ludwig]

We did greyhound getting all wrong... Instead of betting on the one who did his business before race time...we should have bet on the tweaker...

https://globalnews.ca/news/7809733/greyhound-racing-meth-dog/