The Woman isn’t the horror movie to end all horror movies, but it is exactly what horror fans say they want. It isn’t a remake. It isn’t starring pretty kids from The CW. It doesn’t have glossy cinematography that makes it look like an expensive car commercial, or feature Black Eyed Peas songs thumping on the soundtrack. It is a small movie with big ideas and great execution. Attack the Block was great, but it more easily conforms to what studios want to gamble on — something full of action and snazzy FX. I loved Attack the Block, so I mean none of this negatively, but The Woman is the kind of film that never seems to get any kind of notable theatrical release. It is too small, too bizarre, too messy, too ****ed up. God bless Bloody Disgusting’s new distribution scheme for getting us this far. Now it is up to y’all. I know movies aren’t cheap these days. I know finding a theater and getting there can be a pain in the ass when Netflix Streaming’s warm embrace waits by the couch. I flake on more movies in the theaters than I care to admit. But a year from now, complaining about all the horror remakes and unoriginal dreck flooding the theaters if you didn’t go see The Woman is akin to complaining about who is elected President if you didn’t vote. You’re letting people who have very different tastes than you dictate what kind of content production companies, studios and distributors get behind, simply because they went to the theater and you stayed home (possibly even stayed home to illegally watch something like The Woman online, instead of at least waiting for it to hit Netflix).
I’d like more movies like The Woman to hit the big screen, and I’d like Lucky McKee to have an easier time finding money to make such movies. Let’s do this gang.
Oh, and make sure to stay through the credits. Nick Fury doesn’t show up, but some animated weirdness does. Though now that I’ve said that, I think the Woman would’ve made a better addition to The Avengers than Black Widow.