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I thought it was better than the first two films in the trilogy, much better than the last one, which was just dreadful, but the decision to bring back a dead villain without even explaining how he "survived" was pretty baffling. That is, until you realize that while they were willing to create original new characters, they weren't willing to create a truly original story.
 
I'm not sure anyone should compare the mandalorian to the trilogy in awe inspired tones... I mean it's a serial western. It's not offering anything remotely different than repackaged goods and a baby Yoda. Its absolutely relying on audience leaps of faith (lava boat ferry man was convenient, right up there with Homer complaing about Knight boat). It's a cool show obsfucating the fact that fifty years ago we all would have known that John Wayne or Clint Eastwood was really under the helmet. It's still a cool show and I'm enjoying the hell out of it but I'm coming into all of this knowing I'm extremely unlikely to have something emotionally attach to me as I would've in my formative years.
 
The original trilogy was just re-packaged Western, Samurai movie, and old-timey serial cartoon like Flash Gordon. Which is, yeah, pretty much what "The Mandalorian" is. Which is exactly why the show feels like Star Wars.

And who's obfuscating the fact that the title character is a version of Clint Eastwood? The show is mostly a Spaghetti Western and it leans hard into that story type. He might as well be wearing an old worn-out poncho. But, again, that's partially why it's so good.


Meanwhile, you have the big movies that miss the mark, mostly, I think, because they try to be a "Star Wars" movie instead trying to be the things that the original movies were trying to be. They're trying to make a copy of a copy.

It's like taking a Coke, making a Pepsi, and then trying to make another Pepsi but ending up with Shasta or RC.




As for emotional resonance, anyone trying to make the same type of emotional connection 40+ years after the original connection was made is running a fool's errand.

What "The Mandolorian" does do is remind me of what I connected to all those years ago when I first saw these stories, through its content (AAAAAAALLLLLLL the easter eggs!) and its style. And it endears itself to me by at once reviving that connection and adding something new to it.


It's like a adding spoiler on a car. I know the spoiler ain't the car. I don't need the spoiler for the car to work. I do need the car for the spoiler to be useful in any way. But look how cool my old car looks now with its new bad-ass spoiler!!!
 
Has anyone ranked the 9 movies from top to bottom in this thread?

By episode number, I'd go with:

5
4
6
7
3 (not too bad except for Hayden Christensen's horrific performance)
9
2
8
1
 
Has anyone ranked the 9 movies from top to bottom in this thread?

By episode number, I'd go with:

5
4
6
7
3 (not too bad except for Hayden Christensen's horrific performance)
9
2
8
1

5
4
6
Rogue One
9
7
Solo
3
1
8
2
 
Including Rogue One is cheating, but I'd put it above Return of the Jedi. (Those stupid Ewoks.) Solo is the only one I haven't seen.
 
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This is what happens when you write poorly, it wrecks the previous episodes plot lines.
 
Has anyone ranked the 9 movies from top to bottom in this thread?

By episode number, I'd go with:

5
4
6
7
3 (not too bad except for Hayden Christensen's horrific performance)
9
2
8
1

Just changed the order (4/19/20)...

5
4
3
6
9
7
1
2
8

(In case of tie breaker...I went with the better soundtrack...)
 
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Animatronic Baby Yoda Is Coming to Stores

As the teaser for the toy showcases the little baby will look like its previously made plush versions but here Baby Yoda will giggle and gurgle whilst also doing some very cute little movements. According to the news from Toy Fair you can pat his head to incite his cutie movements including wiggling those big old ears. He will of course also try and force choke you cos that’s just how he rolls. If you get tired of playing around with Baby Yoda (what’s wrong with you??) you can always lay him down for a little Force nap. Basically he’s like the world’s cutest licensed Furby, though from what’s been released so far you don’t have to feed him any frogs legs to keep him energized.

It's only $60.

But it's probably gonna try to Force choke you in your sleep. Thing is pretty creepy.
 
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