The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[King Ludwig]

Someone will be getting Kings rumors in the men's room for about a month...

https://www.wdbj7.com/2022/07/18/le...bell-30-days-test-validity-healthy-fast-food/

 

[King Ludwig]

I bet the bill will be enormous... BTW...which Kings fan was it???

https://www.eastidahonews.com/2022/...-running-around-campground-holding-a-pelican/

 

[King Ludwig]

This is one time "to obey" should be obliterated from the marriage vows...unless it's a Kings jersey/sweater...that is...

:ballchain::ballchain::ballchain:

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/husbands-pranked-into-wearing-same-shirt-on-group-date

 

[King Ludwig]

This should be the last time Rosie O'Donnell goes skinny dipping in Massachusetts...

https://nypost.com/2022/07/25/massachusetts-boaters-hit-by-humpback-whale/

 

[King Ludwig]

Reminds me...Trevor Lewis can top that...

https://www.bolnews.com/viral/2022/...ks-148-coconuts-in-one-minute-with-his-hands/

 

[King Ludwig]

I thought the people who designed Alta Rd in Las Vegas was drunk...

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending...rivers-zigzagging/HHVOIR6N4VEZ5IIZS3F53BBTN4/

 

[JWR]

RE-animator spider style

https://www.livescience.com/spider-necrobots-claw-machine

 

[King Ludwig]

This guy should have used SPACEBALLS - THE FLAME THROWER!!!

https://nypost.com/2022/08/02/man-trying-to-kill-spider-with-lighter-sparked-utah-wildfire-cops/

 

[King Ludwig]

Well...Amazon is proving it sucks more than a 2 dollar ho...

https://www.reuters.com/technology/amazon-acquire-roo

 

[King Ludwig]

Lingerie bandit strikes again???

https://www.tampafp.com/cringy-flor...ping-drawers-on-two-female-victims-driveways/

 

[King Ludwig]

Easy arrest??? Not in NoCal!!!

https://www.ksbw.com/article/thief-...dont-want-to-steal-but-i-have-bills/40886972#

 

[King Ludwig]

Mitchrock makes an emergency call... Someone stole his bananas???

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new...one-sending-deputies-california-zoo-rcna43463

 

[King Ludwig]

Man accidentally shoots off Mr. Happy and three others in the leg...

https://www.cbs46.com/2022/08/21/fo...s-after-accidentally-discharging-gun-walmart/

 

[King Ludwig]

Turbine flavored gummy bears anyone??? There's way too much iron in them...and the farts must smell like the inside of a leaking empty silo after a heavy rain...

https://www.theguardian.com/environ...-blades-could-recycled-gummy-bears-scientists

 

[King Ludwig]

There's no punishment harsh enough for this atrocity...

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/yank...-makeshift-hot-dog-straw-divides-social-media

 

[King Ludwig]

Next thing you know...he's going to get an implant where every time he gets an erection'...his garage door opens...

https://www.kktv.com/2022/08/24/tesla-owner-implants-chip-hand-unlock-start-car/

 

[King Ludwig]

This is worse than the Ray Stevens classic It's Me Again Margaret...



I'm not sure if the Florida police won here...having to listen to her live instead of over the phone...

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-woman-arrested-calling-911-12000-times-year

 

[King Ludwig]

The man petered out after 38 miles... Should have gone 40...

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/0...792255/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

 

[King Ludwig]

You have to love the Florida police department's reaction to this pervert trying to buy this mother's 8 year old daughter for $100000...

Thanks to our SIU, Mr. Kolb did receive a complimentary ride in one of our air-conditioned Police cars, and a free stay at Hotel 92 (Volusia County Branch Jail).

https://nypost.com/2022/08/27/flori...utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

 

[King Ludwig]

When having sex with whipped cream...I prefer Reddi Wip... - Barbara Venezia

Looks like one sex practice will be on hold in New Yuck until you turn 21...

https://www.insider.com/illegal-anyone-under-21-buy-whipped-cream-new-york-2022-8