A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a **** so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid **** bought a ?360-million ($533-million) airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mom. You couldn't. Your ******* is essentially a terrorist.
The police of Palmerah—which is sub-district of West Jakarta—accidentally got their residents high as kites when they burned a 3.3-ton pile of marijuana.
A number of residents—including journalists—in the Indonesian neighborhood reported feeling dizzy, headaches and intoxicated when the plume of smoke blew into their streets.
Some of the police wore masks when they set the weed ablaze, but forgot to mention to the folks in surrounding the areas that the smoke may affect them, too. They basically gave an entire town a contact high. Oops.
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Damn shoulda gone to indonesia I guess
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/indonesian_police_burn_3.3_tons_of_weed_get_entire_town_high
Russian analyst urges Russia to target Yellowstone & the San Andreas fault for nuclear attack
http://www.smh.com.au/world/russian...d-san-andreas-fault-line-20150331-1mbl14.html