The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[King Ludwig]

Police suspect foal play: Cops throw a horse in jail for kicking a car in Brazil

I didn't know Couture went to Brazil during the regular season...

 

[notbob]

Man finds car 20 years after forgetting where he parked it

 

[orpheus]

No. This wasn't me, haha.

Thieves Steal 1,800 Gallons of Vodka From LA Distillery

https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2017/11/22/us/ap-us-vodka-heist.html

 

[notbob]

Man tries to pay ticket with pennies, gets choked by guard and defecates self: attorney

 

[What party?]

Man tries to pay ticket with pennies, gets choked by guard and defecates self: attorney

To his credit he did not further his protest with a gassing charge, so I say moral victory of self-restraint.

psst: notbob are we the only ones who are totally slacking at work today?

 

[notbob]

To his credit he did not further his protest with a gassing charge, so I say moral victory of self-restraint.

psst: notbob are we the only ones who are totally slacking at work today?

I think so. The shoutbox has gone quiet. I think i may just go home early.

 

[What party?]

I think so. The shoutbox has gone quiet. I think i may just go home early.

Same. I'm cutting out at noon. Already got some face time with the boss were we casually discussed sexual harassment that ended in me threatening to harass the quiet man of the office that sits in the corner to even the playing field, he laughed turned bright red and ran away. So, I feel he's not checking in on me again today.

 

[notbob]

Same. I'm cutting out at noon. Already got some face time with the boss were we casually discussed sexual harassment that ended in me threatening to harass the quiet man of the office that sits in the corner to even the playing field, he laughed turned bright red and ran away. So, I feel he's not checking in on me again today.

Well played. I cant go that route. My uncle is the only other person in the office and it would make family dinners more uncomfortable than they already are.

 

[JWR]

Man convicted in UN War Crimes trial dies after drinking poison while at the sentencing

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5128353/UN-war-crimes-convict-claims-taken-poison-court.html

 

[notbob]

Teen dubbed 'Corpse Bride' reportedly had 50 surgeries to look like Angelina Jolie

 

[jammer06]

I like the doggo's and all but

https://zugopet.com/products/the-rocketeer-pack

 

[King Ludwig]

The first time Cena actually sells something it makes news...
http://www.tmz.com/2017/11/30/john-cena-sued-lawsuit-ford-gt/

 

[BeerMan]

Waffle House customer cooks his own meal while staffers sleep

 

[aaron]

Waffle House customer cooks his own meal while staffers sleep

And if I were working overnight in a waffle house, I'd let him go wild.

 

[JWR]

And in ongoing news out of the great state of Florida

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/opossum-breaks-liquor-store-drunk-bourbon-article-1.3672661

 

[King Ludwig]

And in ongoing news out of the great state of Florida

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/opossum-breaks-liquor-store-drunk-bourbon-article-1.3672661

That possum was just helping along the marination process...

 

[notbob]

Sign Language Interpreter Accused of Gibberish Statements at 'Serial Killer' Press Conference

 

[BeerMan]

Sign Language Interpreter Accused of Gibberish Statements at 'Serial Killer' Press Conference

I barely know the ASL, and do agree that her signing was sloppy at best.

 

[BeerMan]

Woman meets a chandelier and then gets engaged to it, I mean her.
https://www.insideedition.com/love-...ier-i-love-kissing-and-cuddling-lumiere-38681

 

[Heino]

I like the doggo's and all but

https://zugopet.com/products/the-rocketeer-pack

Just no.