The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[Heino]

Fox Sports Tried to Cast Actors as L.A. Rams Fans for NFL Pre-Game Show

 

[Kings Provisional]

Smokers who get boob jobs have a high risk of their nipples falling off - but blood-sucking LEECHES can save them

 

[JWR]

Transplant Surgeon left his initials burned onto livers of patients

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-42344180

 

[ChilledAgua]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/good-news/boy-calls-911-on-the-grinch-before-he-ruins-christmas/ar-BBGYD7u?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=iehp

Actally, considering the locale, I'm somewhat surprised it wasn't an adult causing all the ruckus.

 

[Kings Provisional]

Google 'confirms' All New Zealanders are sheep shaggers

The question was posed by a Reddit user: "Do New Zealanders ****** sheep?"

Unsure of our sexual habits, Reddit user StackableGoats' decided to ask Google for the answer.

And Google had a surprising response.

Yes. All New Zealanders do in fact ****** sheep," her phone's Google Assistant app said out loud.

 

[jammer06]

Well that's rareified air

http://http://wjla.com/news/local/indoor-air-at-american-university-off-campus-house-party-tests-positive-for-alcohol

 

[ChilledAgua]

Framingham woman tries to shoplift during ?Shop with a Cop? event, police say


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/framingham-woman-tries-to-shoplift-during-%e2%80%98shop-with-a-cop%e2%80%99-event-police-say/ar-BBH5gvp?li=BBnbcA1&ocid=iehp


She's homeless, and at least it's not $1,500,000,000,000.

Guess she'll have a "home" for a while, though.

 

[orpheus]

Florida doesn't take the holidays off, haha.

Florida Man Repeatedly Calls 911 on Restaurant's 'Extremely So Small' Clams

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/...on-restaurants-extremely-so-small-clams-vgtrn

Hopefully, he didn't resist arrest or...

they would've had to use a lot of mussel. :rimshot:

 

[King Ludwig]

Florida doesn't take the holidays off, haha.

Florida Man Repeatedly Calls 911 on Restaurant's 'Extremely So Small' Clams

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/...on-restaurants-extremely-so-small-clams-vgtrn

Hopefully, he didn't resist arrest or...

they would've had to use a lot of mussel. :rimshot:

He was too shellfish to pay...

 

[BeerMan]

Officer gets ambushed by cookie-eating squirrel

 

[King Ludwig]

There's a loose nut somewhere...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/524...s-of-acorns-under-the-bonnets-of-drivers-car/

 

[orpheus]

New Zealanders build island to avoid alcohol ban on land

https://www.indy100.com/article/new...source=indy&utm_medium=top5&utm_campaign=i100

No drunk is an island entire of itself. :

 

[notbob]

Parliament staff made 24,000 attempts to view online pornography in four months

 

[orpheus]

Parliament staff made 24,000 attempts to view online pornography in four months

That's basically a Friday night for a lot of people on this site. mhihi:

 

[DRice]

That's basically a Friday night for a lot of people on this site. mhihi:

Psssh. Amateurs. AmIRight??

 

[santiclaws]

Canadian doctors slam Gwyneth Paltrow-endorsed coffee enema


http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/health/canadian-doctors-gwyneth-paltrow-goop-coffee-enema-1.4479955

A shame. I was hoping Starbucks was gonna start selling these. Her web site also sells a "jade egg" which is a stone ladies can use to shove, uhhh, up themselves. Unf***ing believable. If I shove one up my ass, will that also intensify my femininity? Or does it have a different effect on men? I wonder.

Q
[FONT=brandon_text]What are the benefits?
[/FONT]A
[FONT=brandon_text]Jade eggs can help cultivate sexual energy, clear chi pathways in the body, intensify femininity, and invigorate our life force. To name a few![/FONT]
[FONT=brandon_text]It?s a holistic combination of things, where one benefit builds to another. Jade also takes away negative energy?it?s a very heavy material, and in many traditions is thought to have great spiritual power.[/FONT]​

 

[Kaos]

Team kicked out of league for offensive basketball jerseys

 

[King Ludwig]

The moral of this story...never give a Ducks fan a driver's license...
https://www.ocregister.com/2018/01/14/car-flies-into-2nd-floor-of-santa-ana-building/

 

[Kings Provisional]

Lion and tiger attack horse in circus rehearsal gone wrong

 

[King Ludwig]

He made a run to the drunk tank...

https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/...after-mistaking-bank-drive-thru-for-taco-bell