The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[Kings Provisional]

All right which one of you is this???

Not me! I have not visited Italy. If this was in Denmark or Germany, then maybe.

 

[BeerMan]

All right which one of you is this???

well, we can certainly rule out #x-wingcamewest. he'd have no problems finding a horse and taking a gallop around town. his pants, however....

and me? possibly, but I was told I tried to climb the Eiffel Tower in Vegas that one night. then again, I have no recollection...

 

[notbob]

Argentinian officers fired after claiming mice ate half a ton of missing marijuana

Worth a shot i guess?

 

[BeerMan]

"half a ton"? riiight

 

[ucsdguy1]

Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/apr/11/green-haired-turtle-that-breathes-through-its-genitals-added-to-endangered-list

 

[JETS GARAGE]

Meanwhile in Los Angeles, California. Your tax dollars at work!

https://twitter.com/BSSLosAngeles/status/865989081590710272/photo/1

 

[King Ludwig]

Meanwhile in Los Angeles, California. Your tax dollars at work!

https://twitter.com/BSSLosAngeles/status/865989081590710272/photo/1

For a second there I thought they were painting for a stop sign...

 

[notbob]

Man declares he is now attracted to men after taking painkillers

 

[ucsdguy1]

Fisherman in Australia performs C Section on dead shark, rescues 98 baby sharks

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/fisherman-australia-c-section-pregnant-shark-10141638

 

[King Ludwig]

Fisherman in Australia performs C Section on dead shark, rescues 98 baby sharks

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/world/fisherman-australia-c-section-pregnant-shark-10141638

They were last seen eating some ducks alive...

 

[jammer06]

Eff all that fishtank noise

https://nypost.com/2018/04/06/i-alm...g-my-fish-tank/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

 

[orpheus]

Man declares he is now attracted to men after taking painkillers

So that's what Rob Halford was singing about in this song? mhihi:

 

[Kaos]

Houston 911 dispatcher who hung up on thousands of callers sentenced to 10 days in jail

 

[King Ludwig]

Fowler caught speeding in Switzerland...TWICE!!!

http://www.dw.com/en/switzerland-duck-snapped-twice-for-speeding-in-30km-zone/a-43473734

 

[King Ludwig]

At least the guy wasn't in a bean bag chair...

http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/20180420/homeowner-finds-naked-intruder-in-her-tub-eating-cheetos

 

[Kings Provisional]

Hospital charged a woman $5,751 for an ice-pack and a bandage

 

[notbob]

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say

Sounds like a simpsons episode

 

[JWR]

Boston's Brad Marchand warned over Licking Players

https://www.prohockeyrumors.com/2018/05/nhl-warns-marchand-bruins-about-licking-players.html

 

[Krussadams]

Mystery pooper at N.J. high school's track turned out to be superintendent, cops say

Sounds like a simpsons episode

School Pooperintendent, amirite?

 

[BeerMan]

Woman Cited After Nuking Urine Sample in 7-Eleven