The totally bizzare and WTF Thread....

[King Ludwig]

Couple killed in motorcycle accident crash with a Vulture.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/kansas-couple-killed-motorcycle-crash-vulture

Did Blake survive the crash???

 

[notbob]

Peak Florida

Florida woman named Crystal Metheny arrested in Polk

 

[notbob]

Not Florida!

Freddy the parrot makes it back to zoo after being stolen, shot and bitten by snake

 

[notbob]

Man making ramen in Speedo while gaming suddenly receives 20 rockets to the groin

 

[King Ludwig]

Man making ramen in Speedo while gaming suddenly receives 20 rockets to the groin

They should call him Yip...

 

[King Ludwig]

Reminds me of those two little old ladies selling moonshine on the Andy Griffith Show...

https://fox59.com/2019/05/02/indian...tion-let-us-take-away-your-financial-worries/

 

[BeerMan]

http://huffp.st/lVOuhhP
Florida man blames police for cocaine in system after crashing lawnmower into police car

 

[notbob]

Newer diabetes drugs linked to 'flesh-eating' genital infection

 

[Kings Provisional]

West suburban police issue warning about ?zombie raccoons?

 

[King Ludwig]

I say this was an E5 on a beelievable level...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/20...-grandmothers-car-for-over-24-hours-attempti/

 

[King Ludwig]

What happens when dopes win a lottery... Yes...Florida again...

https://www.foxnews.com/us/1m-lottery-winner-among-suspects-rounded-up-in-major-drug-bust-reports

 

[King Ludwig]

Only Disney Florida can spell Walt wrong...

https://www.foxnews.com/travel/town-built-walt-disney-misspells-walt-fountain

 

[Kings Provisional]

Monkey kills man and injures 10 others in nine-day rampage

 

[JWR]

Monkey kills man and injures 10 others in nine-day rampage

Was wondering where Mitchrock had gotten to

 

[JWR]

It is now legal to use your dead relatives ashes as compost in Washington state.

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattl...mes-first-state-to-legalize-human-composting/

 

[orpheus]

Parents are poisoning their children with bleach to 'cure' autism.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/intern...autism-cures-private-facebook-groups-n1007871

 

[ucsdguy1]

Criminal shoots himself in testicles and tries to hide gun, police say

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson hit with drug and firearm charges after balloon full of marijuana fell out of his anus while doctors operated on wound.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-shoots-himself-testicles-gun-cameron-jeffrey-wilson-washington-wenatchee-a8926771.html

 

[King Ludwig]

Criminal shoots himself in testicles and tries to hide gun, police say

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson hit with drug and firearm charges after balloon full of marijuana fell out of his anus while doctors operated on wound.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/man-shoots-himself-testicles-gun-cameron-jeffrey-wilson-washington-wenatchee-a8926771.html

Looks like he won't be shooting any seed anytime soon...

 

[ucsdguy1]

Hmm

Marcia Cross Learned Her Anal Cancer Likely Caused by Same HPV Strain as Husband’s Throat Cancer

https://people.com/health/marcia-cross-anal-cancer-likely-same-hpv-strain-as-husbands-throat-cancer/

 

[King Ludwig]

This Florida man gives a new meaning to the lyric "Rubber Duckie...you're the one..."...



https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-cops-arrest-man-stole-pool-floats-personal-sexual-pleasure