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https://www.gloucestershirelive.co....mb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

[FONT=&quot]The bomb squad was called to [/FONT]Gloucestershire Royal Hospital[FONT=&quot] on Thursday (December 2), after a patient was admitted with a mortar shell stuck in his rectum.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum."[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, [/FONT]according to The Sun[FONT=&quot].[/FONT]
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Rectum? Damn near killed him!!
 
The bomb squad was called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital on Thursday (December 2), after a patient was admitted with a mortar shell stuck in his rectum.Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum."

The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital, according to The Sun.
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I love how people (guys) who end up in the hospital with a large object stuck inside their rectums always give the excuse that they just tripped & it somehow landed right inside of them. Lol, yeah sure.
 
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