The search for the man who terrorizes nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on... Inspector Samuel Jones had a tip-off this morning...but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow...
A used car dealer told me that the standard sales pitch that it was owned by a little old woman who only knew see it on Sunday has been replaced by a nymphomaniac who only used the back seat...
When I was in the hospital in October 29th 2018...for the first time since 1976 (broken foot)...I still didn't know what it was that was bothering me...but I knew that it was bad because I couldn't get to my feet... On Halloween day I was sent to the COVID ward on what I thought was a normal bout of strep throat that hits me before bell ringing season... It only took three months to realize that everything I was in for was related to a spinal injury...and this was by a rehab doctor at the first place I was sent... (I kid you not...that doctor's name was Kevorkian...but that's another joke to be saved by Dr. Kevorkian...)
The night in question...they put me on a malaria drug with Vitamin D...but it did have a slight after effect on some people...a loss in taste that would last for 24 hours... My doctor at the time (Dr. Ellis) asked me if I lost my sense of taste...not knowing that a nurse was drinking water behind him... Heck...I didn't even know that she was in the room...
Without missing a beat I told him... "Well...I DO have this sudden urge to listen to Michael Bolton..."
You should have seen it...the doctor coming out of that heavy mist the nurse gave him...
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