The Stupid/Not So Stupid Joke Thread - Part II

[JETS GARAGE]

If I could travel back in time...

I'd probably forget why as soon as I got there.

 

[JETS GARAGE]

Two blondes hop on a bus.

The first one asks: "Hey, will this take me to the train station?"

Nope, said the driver.

Other blonde: - "What about me?"

 

[JETS GARAGE]

The good news about erectile disfunction is that it can be cured with a good diet and proper exercise.

The hard part is getting the wife to diet and exercise.

 

[JETS GARAGE]

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

The repair man, I'm here to fix your door bell

 

[JETS GARAGE]

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

A pervert breathing heavily says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"

She replies, “Yes I do, he's watching TV... who shall I say is calling?"

 

[King Ludwig]

There was a knock on the door...

The woman asked "Who is it???"

"Blind man!!!"

She thought that he couldn't see anything...so she stripped naked before she opened the door... She thought for herself "it's a shame he's blind because he's going to miss a sight that everyone in town wants to see..."

"I'll be there in a minute" she yelled from the door as she got enough muster to actually open that door...

When she opened the door... He told her... "Nice tits...but where do I install these blinds???"

 

[King Ludwig]

I just HAD to put this ad in...

 

[Kaos]

Do you know why there are no jokes about Jim Jones?

Because the punchline is too long.

 

[Kaos]