JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
If I could travel back in time...
I'd probably forget why as soon as I got there.
I'd probably forget why as soon as I got there.
The Stupid/Not So Stupid Joke Thread - Part II
- Thread starter KickEm
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JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
Two blondes hop on a bus.
The first one asks: "Hey, will this take me to the train station?"
Nope, said the driver.
Other blonde: - "What about me?"
The first one asks: "Hey, will this take me to the train station?"
Nope, said the driver.
Other blonde: - "What about me?"
JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
The good news about erectile disfunction is that it can be cured with a good diet and proper exercise.
The hard part is getting the wife to diet and exercise.
The hard part is getting the wife to diet and exercise.
JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The repair man, I'm here to fix your door bell
Who's there?
The repair man, I'm here to fix your door bell
JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
A pervert breathing heavily says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
She replies, “Yes I do, he's watching TV... who shall I say is calling?"
A pervert breathing heavily says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
She replies, “Yes I do, he's watching TV... who shall I say is calling?"
King Ludwig
Registered Redophile
There was a knock on the door...
The woman asked "Who is it???"
"Blind man!!!"
She thought that he couldn't see anything...so she stripped naked before she opened the door... She thought for herself "it's a shame he's blind because he's going to miss a sight that everyone in town wants to see..."
"I'll be there in a minute" she yelled from the door as she got enough muster to actually open that door...
When she opened the door... He told her... "Nice tits...but where do I install these blinds???"
The woman asked "Who is it???"
"Blind man!!!"
She thought that he couldn't see anything...so she stripped naked before she opened the door... She thought for herself "it's a shame he's blind because he's going to miss a sight that everyone in town wants to see..."
"I'll be there in a minute" she yelled from the door as she got enough muster to actually open that door...
When she opened the door... He told her... "Nice tits...but where do I install these blinds???"
King Ludwig
Registered Redophile
I just HAD to put this ad in...
