JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
If I could travel back in time...
I'd probably forget why as soon as I got there.
I'd probably forget why as soon as I got there.
The Stupid/Not So Stupid Joke Thread - Part II
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JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
Two blondes hop on a bus.
The first one asks: "Hey, will this take me to the train station?"
Nope, said the driver.
Other blonde: - "What about me?"
The first one asks: "Hey, will this take me to the train station?"
Nope, said the driver.
Other blonde: - "What about me?"
JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
The good news about erectile disfunction is that it can be cured with a good diet and proper exercise.
The hard part is getting the wife to diet and exercise.
The hard part is getting the wife to diet and exercise.
JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The repair man, I'm here to fix your door bell
Who's there?
The repair man, I'm here to fix your door bell
JETS GARAGE
Triple Crown Line
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
A pervert breathing heavily says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
She replies, “Yes I do, he's watching TV... who shall I say is calling?"
A pervert breathing heavily says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"
She replies, “Yes I do, he's watching TV... who shall I say is calling?"
King Ludwig
Registered Redophile
There was a knock on the door...
The woman asked "Who is it???"
"Blind man!!!"
She thought that he couldn't see anything...so she stripped naked before she opened the door... She thought for herself "it's a shame he's blind because he's going to miss a sight that everyone in town wants to see..."
"I'll be there in a minute" she yelled from the door as she got enough muster to actually open that door...
When she opened the door... He told her... "Nice tits...but where do I install these blinds???"
The woman asked "Who is it???"
"Blind man!!!"
She thought that he couldn't see anything...so she stripped naked before she opened the door... She thought for herself "it's a shame he's blind because he's going to miss a sight that everyone in town wants to see..."
"I'll be there in a minute" she yelled from the door as she got enough muster to actually open that door...
When she opened the door... He told her... "Nice tits...but where do I install these blinds???"
King Ludwig
Registered Redophile
I just HAD to put this ad in...
King Ludwig
Registered Redophile
Italy will be launching two new satellites into outer space...
They will be called DISSA 1 and DATA 1...
They will be called DISSA 1 and DATA 1...
Lou: Hey, Abbott, I hear you got a new job.
Bud: That's right. I book rock bands for the new arena that just opened.
Lou: So do you know who is the first band you're getting to play?
Bud: I do.
Lou: So who is the first band?
Bud: That's right.
Lou: What's right?
Bud: Who's right.
Lou: You must be because it's your job to book the bands. But I don't know if you're right or not. Never mind the first band. Can you tell me the second band playing at the arena?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Okay, who is the second band?
Bud: Who is the first band.
Lou: I don't know because you won't tell me.
Bud: I just did.
Lou: And you told me the second band?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Who were they?
Bud: No, Who is the first band.
Lou: You won't tell me that either. Never mind. I suppose now I have to ... guess who is the third band.
Bud: You are correct.
Lou: About what?
Bud: Guess Who is the third band.
Lou: How would I know? You won't even tell me who plays first.
Bud: I just did.
Lou: Who played first?
Bud: Exactly.
Lou: The name of the band is Exactly?
Bud: No. Who.
Lou: I don't know and I don't care who plays first. Now can you tell me the band who plays second?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: When?
Bud: When what?
Lou: When are you going to tell me who plays second?
Bud: Who plays first.
Lou: I just said I don't care. Okay, how many bands have you booked?
Bud: Four.
Lou: And the last one is who?
Bud: Who is the first band.
Lou: I don't know. What is the name of the last band you booked?
Bud: The Band.
Lou: Yes.
Bud: They play second.
Lou: Who plays second?
Bud: Who plays first.
Lou: I've quit trying. I just want to know the last band.
Bud: The Band. That's the name of the band.
Lou: What kind of a name is That?
Bud: That's their name.
Lou: But why?
Bud: I don't know.
Lou: That is a very strange name for a band.
Bud: But it's their name.
Lou: First you ask me who is the first band, you won't tell me the second band, then you tell me to guess who is the third band and now you tell me That plays last.
Bud: The Band plays last.
Lou: Now, wait a minute. If I listened to the first band, I`d be hearing who?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: I`d be hearing Yes?
Bud: No, Who.
Lou: Who?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Yes is first? So who is third?
Bud: No, Who is first. Yes is second. Guess Who is third. Then, at the
last concert, The Band plays.
Lou: I know the band plays last. But which band?
Bud: Want to guess who?
Lou: Yes.
Bud: They play second.
Lou: You mean Who plays first, Yes plays second and Guess Who plays third?
Bud: That`s right. That`s the first intelligent thing you`ve said today.
Lou: And I don`t even know what I`m talking about
Bud: That's right. I book rock bands for the new arena that just opened.
Lou: So do you know who is the first band you're getting to play?
Bud: I do.
Lou: So who is the first band?
Bud: That's right.
Lou: What's right?
Bud: Who's right.
Lou: You must be because it's your job to book the bands. But I don't know if you're right or not. Never mind the first band. Can you tell me the second band playing at the arena?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Okay, who is the second band?
Bud: Who is the first band.
Lou: I don't know because you won't tell me.
Bud: I just did.
Lou: And you told me the second band?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Who were they?
Bud: No, Who is the first band.
Lou: You won't tell me that either. Never mind. I suppose now I have to ... guess who is the third band.
Bud: You are correct.
Lou: About what?
Bud: Guess Who is the third band.
Lou: How would I know? You won't even tell me who plays first.
Bud: I just did.
Lou: Who played first?
Bud: Exactly.
Lou: The name of the band is Exactly?
Bud: No. Who.
Lou: I don't know and I don't care who plays first. Now can you tell me the band who plays second?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: When?
Bud: When what?
Lou: When are you going to tell me who plays second?
Bud: Who plays first.
Lou: I just said I don't care. Okay, how many bands have you booked?
Bud: Four.
Lou: And the last one is who?
Bud: Who is the first band.
Lou: I don't know. What is the name of the last band you booked?
Bud: The Band.
Lou: Yes.
Bud: They play second.
Lou: Who plays second?
Bud: Who plays first.
Lou: I've quit trying. I just want to know the last band.
Bud: The Band. That's the name of the band.
Lou: What kind of a name is That?
Bud: That's their name.
Lou: But why?
Bud: I don't know.
Lou: That is a very strange name for a band.
Bud: But it's their name.
Lou: First you ask me who is the first band, you won't tell me the second band, then you tell me to guess who is the third band and now you tell me That plays last.
Bud: The Band plays last.
Lou: Now, wait a minute. If I listened to the first band, I`d be hearing who?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: I`d be hearing Yes?
Bud: No, Who.
Lou: Who?
Bud: Yes.
Lou: Yes is first? So who is third?
Bud: No, Who is first. Yes is second. Guess Who is third. Then, at the
last concert, The Band plays.
Lou: I know the band plays last. But which band?
Bud: Want to guess who?
Lou: Yes.
Bud: They play second.
Lou: You mean Who plays first, Yes plays second and Guess Who plays third?
Bud: That`s right. That`s the first intelligent thing you`ve said today.
Lou: And I don`t even know what I`m talking about